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Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books that I try to update regularly
UPDATE because apparently not everyone has seen this yet the new and improved version of this is a MEGA folder
I know there’s so many more urgent things but if you like this resource you may consider buying me a ko-fi to keep this project alive
stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!
fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas
#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
if I ever don’t reblog Obi-Wan’s complete lack of fucks, assume I have perished and have been et by my cat.
LMAO
rots fix-it where anakin kills palpatine and is obviously emotionally destroyed over it and obi-wan thinks finally his moment has come, he figured out the right thing to say at the right time so he tells anakin he would’ve beared this burden for him if he could (means he gladly would’ve killed palpatine instead of anakin) only anakin blinks at him and goes what do you mean you would’ve killed him ??? you can’t just say that ??? he was like my fatherfriend and obi-wan is just really confused how he managed to mess that one up before he gets angrily-jealous at a dead guy because that’s supposed to be his role what the fuck ??? while anakin is still going on about how obi-wan can’t just say that all :(
We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.
it's fucjing. 2am but I just had a conversation with my sister and I need to talk about it
Danny's at college right, he's stuck sharing a dorm with some guy he doesn't know, and through some unfortunate timing the dude happens to walk in while Danny is in Phantom form
his dorm mate isn't from Amity Park tho, and all the ghost shit is sort of hush hushed by the GIW so this dude has no idea who Phantom is, at most he's maybe seen some youtube vids and thought he was some made up character
so he walks in on Danny wearing what he thinks is a costume and a wig and says
"oh shit are you doing like a cosplay tiktok? sorry dude, I'll come back later"
all it takes is for him to casually mention his dorm mate cosplaying some white haired superhero character in the vicinity of an Amity Parker and they're just like
DID YOU SAY FENTON IS COSPLAYING PHANTOM ON TIKTOK??
within the hour every single Amity Parker on campus is furiously searching for Danny's cosplay account, but all they can find is one where he geeks out over space news and shit
suddenly his new tiktok about a recent space shuttle expedition is bombarded with comments like
"drop your cosplay account"
"WHWRE'S YOUR COSPLAY ACCOUNT"
"omg Fenton where's your Phantom cosplay I neeeeed"
"WE KNOW ABOUT YOUR SECRET COSPLAY FENTURD NOW DROP THE LINK"
next minute he's getting texts from Sam, Tucker and even Jazz asking him why everyone's harassing them for his tiktok account Danny what did you do
Someone please write this as a fanfic
Someone asked how he would do it without being caught, and now I just picture Danny doing the most TRASH Danny Phantom cosplay he could cobble together just to ward off suspicion.
He gets a cheap, Party City-esque wig where the hair is definitely still too long. His jumpsuit is baggy and logoless. It’s the absolute bare minimum to pass as Phantom. He doesn’t even wear colored contacts or make his skin paler.
The Amity Park side of Tik Tok goes nuts over it. Nobody cares about the quality. It gets to the point where it starts leaking onto non-Amity Parkers FYP, and they all grow super attached to him for completely different reasons. They don’t know anything about Phantom, but they love this dorky college kid who wears a Halloween costume year round and needs out about space.
I love this because the dorm mate at the beginning who saw him in his actual Phantom form would be so confused
like he could have sworn that costume looked so much better that first time he walked in on him
like his eyes were glowing and everything
Danny waves it off with some excuse like
'I tried glow in the dark contacts but they really irritated my eyes'
'oh that suit? yeah it looked way better but it made me break out in a rash, I was probably allergic to something in the fabric'
'the wig? no that was definitely the same shitty wig, exactly how stoned were you?'
Wes seeing the tiktok vids alslkdkfjdjsjjdjdjdjdjd
Wes: Fenton is Phantom!
Everyone: Yeah? His videos are the best! Did you see this latest video yet? The one with the acorns-
Wes: :/
In one video teases that he's going to do the 'better cosplay' next time, and everyone waits on what the 'better cosplay' is, speculating. Wes is driving himself crazy, thinking he'll just do the video as Phantom. Danny's roommate wants to see it while not stoned. Sam, Tucker, and Jazz are all worried that Danny's going to blow his secret for internet fame.
The better cosplay is Danielle.
Wanna make .. dnany phantom but Hannah Montana
she is shocked, truly surprised. Who woulda guessed that a boy like him could double as a super star?
Do his parents still wanna kill his alter ego in this. Are they like professional pop star hunters in this au
“professional pop star hunters” is the funniest thing ive ever read but no lol they know his identity and are chill with it for the most part
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the real value of suitless vader is in the comedy of someone going "this guy personally murdered thousands of people and is the enforcer of our dark empire which butchers the masses" and then they bring out someone with the energy of the guy in this picture
scourge of the galaxy, the emperor's red right hand, professional butcher, slaughterer of children and terror personified, supreme commander of the imperial military and dark lord of the sith
and it's just this fuckin guy.
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We never hear any mention of Lu Ten’s mother, implying that I can make any headcanons I want about this, including:
Lu Ten is an Earthbender
That’s it that’s the post goodbye
Ok, but this leads to a series of potential follow-up headcanons:
Lu Ten is commonly believed to be a non-bender
(it’s not widely publicised that the wife of the Crown Prince is from the Earth Kingdom, given the war and everything)
(and then she dies and quickly fades into obscurity)
(besides, no-one looks at a prince of the Fire Nation and thinks ‘hey, I wonder if he’s an earthbender’)
(…this includes Lu Ten himself)
Due to his lack of firebending, Lu Ten becomes proficient with metalweapons instead
(hence why he suggests it as an alternative for Zuko when his cousin is frustrated with his own lack of bending progress)
He knows all the tactical theory - the common attacks and how to counter them, the prefered defences and how to get around them - but he’s never actually seen earthbending
Until he gets to the Front, that is
Lu Ten quickly gains a reputation for being lucky against earthbenders
(he always seems to guess correctly which way to dodge to avoid flying rocks, when to move before the ground erupts from under him)
(there were a couple of notable examples when he was able to warn his unit about imminent ambush by tunnelling earthbenders)
He plays it all off as a combination of luck and perception, but he can’t help but wonder…
He starts paying more attention to the earthbenders he fights, not just matching forms to effects, but the nuances of stance and gesture
Then he goes for a hike one day, far away from anyone who might see, and tries some of the forms for himself
…
…well fuck.
He can’t keep it a secret
Now that he’s finally felt the perfect exhilaration of bending, he’s not sure he can just give it up again
And now that his chi has learned to move in the surrounding earth, he’s not sure he can keep it from reaching out anyway
It only takes one person to see something they shouldn’t, and tell someone they shouldn’t, and he won’t know that the charade has all fallen apart until it’s too late
He can’t tell his father - part of him is worried that Iroh will react badly, but part of him knows he won’t… and that’s worse
(everyone knows that victory in the siege is imminent, the moment that will make the General’s career)
(but the scandal of the Dragon of the West having an earthbender for a son would overshadow even such an achievement)
(he won’t put his father in a position where he has to make that choice)
He can’t tell his grandfather - (Azulon is the Fire Lord, and the good of the Nation will always come first
(while he could overlook Lu Ten being a non-bender, he won’t want to risk of having an earthbender so high in the line of succession)
(not when he has two sons and another two grandchildren all as proper firebenders)
(he’s not sure just what actions his grandfather might take, but he’s not going to wait to find out)
He can’t tell his uncle - Lu Ten has no illusions about the man; he will see this as an opportunity
(while Azulon might be swayed to leniency, Ozai will do everything in his power to permanently remove his nephew… and probably his brother while he’s at it)
(one way or another)
But perhaps that is the answer
Lu Ten is a prince of the Fire Nation. Lu Ten is an earthbender. These facts cannot coexist
He cannot change what he is, but he can change who he is
(it breaks his heart to do this to his father, but it must be done)
Prince Lu Ten dies, and a nameless earthbender slips in through the broken walls of Ba Sing Se
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(Years later, a golden-eyed earthbender walks into a teashop for a surprise family reunion)
I love this Headcanon so much
Amazing
danny phantom au where danny and vlad have a relationship like doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus
[[ I could NOT draw this ]]
I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered
I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”
Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft
In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.
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Sam practices magic and Wes calls her a Ghost.