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Oliver: I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

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Oliver: "For tax breaks I'm claiming you as my child, Mabel."

Mabel: "Wait, what???"

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Charles: You never know when you are gonna find your dream person.

Anyone on the street could be 'they'!

Mabel: It feels like you googled 'How to talk to your bisexual friends'.

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