[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[flitterling-deactivated20141007]

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

‘C'mon Babe, why don’t we paint the town… And all that Jazz. I’m gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down… And all Jazz. Start the car I know a whoopie spot… where the gin is cold and the piano’s hot. It’s just a noisy hall, where there’s a nightly brawl… And all that Jazz.

Chicago (2002) dir. Rob Marshall

[sacred-portal]

[petragraphy]

[wishmaker-2]

[feministism]

[thesaltofcarthage]

hello, 911? i’d like to report a mass mercy killing

[only1600kids]

I NEED THIS

[qualitees]

I found it! My life is COMPLETE

[cerulean-sassquatch]

I need this!

[internets-bests]

Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead 

[pr0mqueen]

I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one

[whats-ruining-my-life]

The Trump one should be every country’s flag

[renaissance-art]

[danger]

[iloverossmacdonald]

[outcastsuggestion]

every time i speak i am reminded why i should not

[skrotchevo]

[cachorritx]

get reck’t sister Gertrude

[psych-facts]

We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.

(via fr-angipani)

[grec1a-deactivated20170207]

No proofreading we die like men

[natanvance]

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions !