A Series of Sophisticated Knock-Knock Jokes

Here we go. Low fat, whole wheat green tea. 30s

[segamascott]

[sharkgirldick]

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Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

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Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Two. Gulpin. Tuesday. You know the drill by now.

[314girls-in-a-trenchcoat]

And the Gulpin were lesbians

[sharkgirldick]

Correct.

[samipekoe]

billions must watch sayonara lara

[saga]

Hi, I'm cirina, and i'm reaching out to ask for urgent help with rent. We are working with our landlord about an extension but the current time we face is roughly $700 by wednesday. Any amount can help close the gap we face and keep us housed while i file for disability. ko-fi.com/neckfloof

[rabbitkinglune777]

new oc, emo dog boy

[rabbitkinglune777]

I'm kinda attached to him...he was kinda a throw away oc but I'm really attached

[rabbitkinglune777]

anyway I hope ppl like her (if I introject her that's gonna be super funny)

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????

[veloxfox]

Isn't she lovely? ✨️

I think Jax would look good in anything 💕

[mschelle]

Well hot damn if it wasn't enough for this loser to throw a public tantrum now he's going out of his way to follow predestrogen on other platforms and start harassing her there!!! You can't hide these Matt I got the screenshots lol!!!!!!

HE'S BLATANTLY LYING OUT OF HIS ASS!! SPREAD IT AROUND!! And also since she seems to be from Ireland even though I don't even know shit about eu laws from what little I do know this is a big violation of GDPR and should be reported as such!! https://commission.europa.eu/law/law-topic/data-protection/reform/rights-citizens/redress/what-should-i-do-if-i-think-my-personal-data-protection-rights-havent-been-respected_en

[creatureofthecornfield]

@photomatt should kill himself.

[fleshengine]

I genuinely hope this circulates forever.

[gazeldhazel]

I got INSTANT LOSS MATING PRESSED?? NOT CLICKBAIT??? and the thumbnail is a shot of her about to be mating pressed and there's a giant red circle and a bunch of arrows pointing at another girl's dick pressing right against her pussy

[gazeldhazel]

Addressing the Allegations. and it's a girl talking about how, yes, she did get instant loss mating pressed after confidently talking about she could never be instant loss mating pressed. she actually says she's not sorry at all and then. well. she gets instant loss mating pressed again

[gazeldhazel]

can I survive ONE HOUR in the INSTANT LOSS chamber WITHOUT getting MATING PRESSED?? and it's a three hour long video where she gets through about 20% of the intro before a girl shoves her dick in her mouth

[gazeldhazel]

my youtube recommended feed if it was any fucking good

[mari-otsu]

[tbposting]

by straining the full force of all of my media literacy i am able to discern the subtle hints that something homosexual is happening here

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[aresmarked]

*music intro plays, beat of silence* Audience Member: WHO IS IT??? *people laugh* Britney: It’s Britney bitch.

[ohyeahdefinitely]

WHO IS IIIIIIT

[rabbitkinglune777]

here you go my freaks

[lilyblisslys]

yeah I’m a pre-op transsexual (no elf ears yet)

[justeplume]

Save me hyperpop

[mya-kuza]

[linkerbell]

Dusts off my tumblr with a Jax warm up

[rabbitkinglune777]

if this gets 500 notes I'll draw Hitch and Hitomi making out sloppy bi-t4t style

[wolf-aid]

Wow, the situation is so scary. I woke up to the sound of an explosion near us. I hope there are no martyrs there. I am so scared

[wolf-aid]

They bomb many places in Gaza and have broken the truce several times They lied to us every once in a while Please don't believe them! We are still suffering and killing hundreds of families from eastern Gaza today. I hate the occupation! Where is the International Court of Justice? Why don't you speak Please, I want to save my family

[wolf-aid]

Please show you guys that the situation is very frightening and the occupation has increased its incursion into the Gaza Strip leading to the displacement of many families please help save my family from death Please donate and share this post Please, if you read, don't ignore me and donate to my rescue Please donate!

[punkitt-is-here]

Please help my friend Ibrahim! He needs anything he can get right now