repeats memes and commits crimes

odie / 25 / he|him bsd has taken over my life and the anime men give me gender.

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[pending-trans-action]

[goomyloid]

the Johari Window

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[yamada-ryo]

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

steam: your friend started playing undertale!

me: hows that flowey fight going for ya buddy

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[junabuggy]

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[synthient]

X

[open-sketchbook]

i fucking love the matrix

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[tollhousecookie]

Hey check out how hard i ca]

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else ca]

[countably-infinite-rats]

its not that hard guys, wat]

[tollhousecookie]

[n portal through posts 😁

[musclemanveryregular]

[n portal through posts 😁?

[countably-infinite-rats]

[ch- wait... guys???

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[laikastarz]

I had a wondeful vision after seeing the teams

[dogpuppy]

[lakevida]

pranking my horse by feeding it a chicken bullion cube rather than one of sugar

[bookipsies]

Sorry to be autistic on main but it wouldn’t be a prank for one of two reasons

1. Horses can smell as well as bloodhounds, they would know it was a bullion cube before you even took it out of the wrapper and probably knew it was a bullion cube in your car as you pulled up.

2. Horses will eat meat and have been shown to enjoy chicks and eggs. So. He’d probably like it.

[lakevida]

not my horse hes a real dipshit