Mutant Turtle Enthusiast

My name is Noah, He/Him, agender. Fueled by autism. Not a minor friendly space. Always happy to answer asks! ao3

[rosalinesurvived]

A aainsburys of diamond & wind

[redflowerstory]

papyrisk my beloved you’ll always be my number one ship of all time. i dont care if you have an age gap or not, you are so cute and fluffy and wholesome to me. and i adore human/monster ships. papyrisk…..

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[thegayumbrellas]

this is terrifying. anygays.

Link from Zelda is protecting me from the Green Goblin...

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[alvie-pines]

i dont "struggle with my weight". im very good at being fat actually

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[doncdesole]

Not sure why Glitch decided to sleep on having the new animiniz set be the entire cast in their cabaret outfits... I would have forked over so much cash...

Anyway, here's Kinger.

[onlygayinthecomics]

[onlygayinthecomics]

Goodbye baby, I love you

[tired-fandom-ndn]

My beautiful wife named ao3 has left me :(

[organicmatter]

Actually what was everyone's favorite recess activity it reveals so much about your character

[status-quo-hater]

let's see..

LARP/pretend of some sort (playing house, animals, show characters, etc)

Drawing or reading

Climbing shit (trees, monkey bars, jungle gym etc)

Tag (or any reskins of tag)

Looking for bugs in the dirt

Some sort if sport (basketball, kickball, football)

Spinning contraptions

Swings

just wandering around

talking with other kids

lunch detention

Other/not listed or N/A

Voting ended onFeb 27

[status-quo-hater]

Yall were just predisposed to blorbo obsession huh

[forgetful-nerd]

Leo nearly died like—what—four times???

[rlyehtaxidermist]

not going to lie i'm still a bit on tilt from this at work today

divide the word "rabbit" into syllables

rab-bit

rabb-it

Voting ended onFeb 3

[infiniteesun]

damn, who did your top surgery?

[uccelletto-di-kokuyo]

I try not to flood the feed with all the anti-trans legislation going on, but I feel the need to draw attention to this. Please excuse me for not providing an ID as I'm in a rush and lightheaded at the moment.

If you live in Missouri, please call your reps immediately regarding this. This bill is meant to primarily target transmascs and trans men but affects any trans person taking T.

Please boost this if you can.

Don't let me hear any discourse anymore about how transmascs and trans men aren't affected by sports bans. We always have been, alongside those of us who are nb and folks who are agender, gnc or intersex among others.

[rederiswrites]

History will remember you today, Minnesota. Well done.

[leebrontide]

IN NEGATIVE TWENTY DEGREES!!!!!

Please spread this around. Don't let ANYONE lie and say my community is anything but ASTONISHINGLY UNITED in rejection of ICE's behavior. This crosses generations, race lines, party lines, class lines. THAT is how bad ICE is. THAT is how bad we want them gone.

THAT is how loudly we are DEMANDING they leave!

Do you understand what a crowd like this means in a small city like Minneapolis??? In weather that hurts to breathe???

Can you imagine what that takes?

[ralfmaximus]

Bigger turnout than his inauguration!

[theomenroom]

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka