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Stories Masterpost

I don't imagine this will fill up too fast, since I don't tend to finish stories that often. And if I do, they're personal and not postable. But I'll be putting finished stories on here so you can find them if you want!

Random Stories:

Cass and Tapa Dystopian AU: Work or Death

Chapter Stories:

TMNT 2003 Lighthouse AU:

Chapter 1: First Meeting

Chapter 2: The Dying Turtle

Chapter 3: Trust

Chapter 4: Human

Chapter 5: Monsters

That's all I've got for now! Enjoy!

smol-bean-boi13

Sorry I’m so late with this update!! School was kicking my ASS but now I have plenty of time to draw :D

Hooray summer!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Main masterpost

pvtpunsart

hc: mikey has gigantic sneezes

ninjasmudge

based on a convo me and @revenhaunted had a while back, we said it sounded like the kind of dumb shit raph would walk in on his idiot sleep deprived brothers discussing way too late in the night

swampedyeva

Separated AU where Leo stays with Draxum, except Draxum is actually an ok dad.

Insert an LFLS joke here

If serious, I know people like to demonize him a bit, but I think Draxum would be a pretty decent dad if one or even all of the turtles stayed with him. He's a big softie, u can tell that by how he's interacting with Hugging and Munnin and how quickly he warmed up to humans, and even by the fact that he didn't even want to destroy the humans, he wanted to turn them into Yokai instead even tho destruction would clearly be easier to achieve.

If Leo stayed with him, he'd definitely try to raise him as a weapon but fail miserably cuz Leo's his baby and he'd not be as harsh on him as he thinks is needed.

swampedyeva

Let's destroy humanity with papa <3

grac3yn

in honor of twins being canon

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nurssieee

omg happy pride heres a 2 year old drawing

mandarinimates

Ooohhh I forget I need to post here embarrassing

funneylizzie

It’s MY birthday I get to post my unfinished animation

apocalypticnewt

an excuse to rant about my mutation theories. also gay people bc yes

nasturbate

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

zee-rambles

I’m not kidding. This is the time to act. Yes I know it’s short notice , but so is Netflix trying to remove Rise without any heads up. Spread this! Repost it! Everywhere. And I mean, everywhere. TikTok, twitter, Reddit, insta, Facebook. Stream the show/movie all day tomorrow and Saturday. Let’s flash mob this!

We’re going full on guerrilla streaming. Do. Not. Let. Them. Win! Reblog. Share. Fight. Protect the art you love.

forgetful-nerd

“He’s looks like that because he’s irritated!” Naw, his ass is just near-sighted.

ghost0fthejungle

Actually that's a whole Raphael thing, not just 2003's. He's squinting a lot in the comics, too. 😆

forgetful-nerd

By god, they’re all nearsighted.

zooophagous

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

joshgrobanscock

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

letsoulswander

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

cephalopodvictorious

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

stripedroseandsketchpads

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.