The Pirate George, aka Moonbear

Gay for music and food. Also, the regular gay. He/Him.

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tfw your dog, Walter, *storms* into your office while you're at work just to cool his belly on the leather love seat:

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Had to sneak back into town, so...

Ill-fitting hat? The squeeziest!

Ill-fitting shorts? As hoochie as I wear 'em!

Ill-fitting unders? Like I'm trying to smuggle two beautiful mangoes through Bengaluru customs!

Cheeky bonus meal? With the jalapeños!

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Last in initiative order, but at least Sunday's battles should be easy...

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Can Elephant Ears get too big y/n

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First time back to Local Lime since I got back from India, and it's slapping so hard that my dick is prancing around like a dressage horse.

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It is Kind Of Bullshit that gays have to wear pants on Pride Day, but here we are, boys.

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Tumblr Buddies, I have *not* earned Flaming Unders this week, activity wise. Been sick, muscle flare ups, spent the majority of my non-work time depressed in bed. Will I make a turnaround for Northwest Arkansas Pride this weekend? Hard to tell. Will I at least try to be more active this weekend? Have to.

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Am I wearing the same post-shower tshirt I did yesterday? Yes, 100%.

Am I also gonna do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day? Yes, 100%.

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Bonus Dog Dad duties: in my mom's kitchen, shirtless, washing her dog for her.

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(sitting at a restaurant with my family for Father's Day, food arrives)

Crowd at restaurant: "Say it! Say it!"

Me: "C'mon people..."

Crowd, now stomping and slapping tables: "SAY! IT! SAY! IT!"

Me: "OK, OK I'll say it, Jesus Christ! Ugh...

"... It's giving fish."

Crowd: "PRIDE MONTH, PRIDE MONTH!(CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP)

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Things I just did:

- put a load of laundry in

- took half a 10mg gummie(first time, incredible lightweight, fun times)

- fed and watered critters

Things I will do:

- eat leftover pizza

- dick around on my phone/tablet while catching up on YouTube

-remember to put clothes in the dryer(TBD)

Things I will not do:

- put on pants

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I'm a Elephant Ears man, but my other flowers are looking decent.

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Sushi with my bestie

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FYI, Elephant Ears are gigantic rn...

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The first Little Gay Errands run since I've been back. Will I remember how to be self reliant? Let's be productive, for boys!

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Plan: long, expository posts about my trip and challenges I had getting back home.

Execution: going to bed at 8:17 PM.

I'll get them in this week. Right now imma get in that bed.

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25 hours. Dexter still on me like stink on skunk.