I Try

(Sometimes)

[ultfashionista]

steven “a mood” universe

[foulserpent]

one time an old lady told me, unprompted, “you have long fingers.. perfect for pickpocketing, or playing the piano” and im pretty sure she was an oblivion npc

[cwgl418-deactivated20250527]

We’ve already found someone

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[vincenzonova]

Gee it’s swell to finally meet her Other Friends

good god this character gives me life- also a great excuse to do some extremely exaggerated poses

Instagram

[beshinoe]

[best-shower-thoughts]

Kids with strict parents are more likely to survive horror movies because they know how to listen for footsteps. (source)

[evilscheme]

i really really love this gif.. i wanna print it out and put it on my wall… this gif makes me feel like the world is Okay.. i wana feel like spungebob getting a giant lollipop every day!

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was White Diamond from Steven Universe, but I had to eat to produce gems, “Like a spider!” Somebody said. I died twice in the kitchen and the Minecraft death screen came up, and I also ate a few people. I woke up very, very confused.

[sirvenomblog]

Venom #17

[hwun]

Bye

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

[blonded004]

dogs dont have hands

[animalwoonz]

nose job turkey

[cryptidsyrup-deactivated2021011]

an addition…

-maximus

[indigobluerose]

and people say black cats don’t take good photos when clearly they take The Best photos

[mattibee]

Imagine stealing a bitch’s look only for bitch to steal the look right back from you

[poison-interests]

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[theconcealedweapon]

40-year-old man: “Why won’t you consider dating someone who’s 40 years old?”

20-year-old woman: “Why won’t you?”

40-year-old man: (head explodes)

[weaver-z]

FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!