This is a pervert blog now

An 18+ repository for all sorts of fun things.

[raelemond]

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[lakevida]

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

[subcultureblues]

but after that im chewing on it

[boudlo]

[vhen-harel]

[vhen-harel]

[romulusthewolf]

god smut is so hard to write.

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[willgrahamscock]

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

[xanaxfarts]

shibari figurines by constant heaven

[biocrafthero]

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

[pinkypixie23]

your package has been delivered!

[bramst]

[moffpup]

i am your naked 30yo mutual and that counts for something