[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[molabuddy]

its a battle every time i shower

[foxwarrenart]

hope you don't mind op

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[slitherpunk]

but would you love yourself if you were a worm?

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[lesbworth]

how it feels to blorbify an opera buffa servant except we are literally objectively correct

[lesbworth]

i've always wanted to make one of these annoying banners

[corsairesix]

One thing that sucks about sharing X-Men stuff with gay friends is that you’ll mention a character is gay and they’ll go “wait really??” all excited and you have to go “well yes, but no, only in my psychic bond with Chris Claremont/Fabian Nicieza/Marjorie Liu”

[corsairesix]

“Is Jubilee gay?”

“Yeah basically from her first appearance and it’s a through-line spanning a lot of her major stories. Also no she is not actually”

[corsairesix]

Like I cannot stress enough that Storm has had more women love interests, intentionally written as such, than a good amount of male characters in comics. She is not, officially speaking, a queer marvel character

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

[feluka]

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on