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every 1 is honestly beautiful and tragic like sometimes i can't look people in the eye because im like i know something is making you deeply irreversibly sad and you're just here talking to me about the weather and im going to let you

iceresurfacing

#self care #about it

fatimafares123

Now YouTube has a habit of recommending me the weirdest stuff recently, but today i got this on my recommendations

And about halfway through listening to this, I went and read the comments, literally I could not stop reading I was there for hours, here are some of my favorites

#enemies to lovers #trope #writing

beardedmrbean

#video #cats

otterson24

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson. Animated by Adam Brown. Music by ProleteR.

#calvin and hobbes #video #Amazing animation

oh-totoro

ハウルの動く城 · Howl’s Moving Castle

#howl

moringmark

#toh #reading this knowing who is the titan hurts me

lightweightkate

I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now

uncharacter-istically

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O-okay, let’s get into this, shall we?

*grumbling* Would you rather work for Lex Luthor or the Joker- *shouting* Lex Luthor, by like, a fucking mile!

Yes, yes, working for Lex Luthor is basically like being an Amazon employee that makes weapons of mass destruction, which is bad. Lex is like Donald Trump mixed with Mark Zuckerberg mixed with Jeffrey fucking Bezos, it’s not a great mix. He does not treat his henchmen well. Their lives still suck, and they are probably monitored on how long they take piss breaks for.

But let’s analyze what working for Lex Luthor is like versus the fucking Joker. With Lex you probably get a dental plan, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that you’re fighting really cares about human life. Superman will hit you just long enough to knock you out, so you’re not a treat, so he can stop the problem.

If you work for the Joker, your payment is you’re not fucking dead. You say one wrong thing? Bang. You don’t laugh at his jokes? Bang! You do laugh at his jokes? Bang! You think Joker gives a fuck about a henchman?

Who’s Lex Luthor’s right-hand-man? It’s a woman, you sexist, her name is Mercy, she’s awesome. Who’s Joker’s right-hand-man? Bob? Nah, he’s dead. Harley? Tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy?

The best case scenario of working for the Joker is that you fight the fucking Batman! And that presents its own fucking list of problems. If you stop Superman as a Lex Luthor henchman, Lex’ll be pissed, but he’ll be at least happy that Superman was caught. If you stop Batman as a Joker henchman, you better have a fucking coffin picked out yesterday.

This isn’t a fun hypothetical question, this is a screening technique that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health! There is a right and a wrong answer to this question, and the correct one is Lex fucking Luthor. Thank you for coming to my fucking Ted Talk, have a nice day.

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loveitorreblogit

Bitch neither I work for Wayne Industries, they got better offers than work these clowns:

#dc #DC comics #batman

adampvrrish

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

bbg100

he was like ‘just this once-everybody lives’ and i chased that shit with homosexual determination for every day since, like maybe through pure force of will i could save everyone i loved from a system that wanted us dead

bompstable

You know what? This reminds me of this story from Tom Baker.

Doctor Who has been saving people and inspiring them for decades.

#doctor who

where-our-stories-start

#sens8 #pride month #you know what #i'm always pride

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

weaselle

this is some kind of commentary on how sometimes a compromise between two things just results in something useless for any of the original intentions.

egberts

you’ve seen a spork… now get ready for the foon

#shitpost

careerboyfriend

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

cyrenaica

Saw this on Twitter today

#fire attraction #shitpost

tiktoksformyfriends

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

findingfeather

No, this is just a superpower of salmon. This literally happens in 2,500ftsq houses and is basically only avoided by a) open windows and significant use of fans (hood vents, whatever) if you have them, or by cooking salmon outside.

It can be ameliorated post-facto by burning a beeswax candle with the window open.

Source: My Life

#video