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Unless proven otherwise next season, my headcanon is that when Loustat officially gets back together, Louis subtly moves his stuff into Lestat’s house during the time spent between his work trips.

It starts off with practical sleepover things like hair products but gradually moves on to Louis leaving or shipping over more personal things ex. a car so that he has something to drive when he’s in town.

One day when Lestat bravely asks if Louis is ready to live together again, Louis is like “I already live here what do you mean?” because whenever he’s not traveling for work he’s there and already uses it as one of his mailing addresses as he ships more of his stuff there. Meanwhile TC and Salamander figured it out early but chose to sit back and watch it all play out.

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖔𝖑𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝕴𝖉𝖔𝖑

Color Gray Games (2022)

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I’m reading a mystery book about the death of a billionaire and when the will was announced the secretary of 16 years only got his golf equipment and trophies 😭

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I can’t wait until season six arrives so I can fixate on a new mystery 😩

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Since the topic of vampires being able to pee blood has once again come up, I wonder how female vampires deal with it. Visually it wouldn’t be disturbing because peeing while on your period is bloody but what about discharge? Do they have to eternally wear panty liners so they don’t stain their underwear? That sounds like it would be annoying to deal with ngl. But then again they could just wear period panties and use a tampon for special occasions 🤔 At least the bleeding isn’t painful 🤷🏽‍♀️

Editing to Add: Imagine Louis being the capitalist he is owning a company that produces feminine products for vampires

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A SHOP FOR KILLERS 2.01 "JINMAN ON THE SAME DAY"

[thevampirecaspian]

The first thing he thought about was his husband :)

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i feel like a lot of people don’t understand that Claudia’s defining trait as a character is the fact that she is a memory. she is a concept. i keep seeing people complain that “she was out of character in the seance scene” or that “she would never say that.” but you don’t know what she would say!! everything we know about Claudia is someone else’s interpretation of who she is—INCLUDING the seance scene, which is still in lestat’s perspective. even on the rare occasion when she does speak for herself, we’re still seeing her through someone else’s eyes. we will never know Claudia’s version of the story because she is dead.

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I genuinely appreciate how obsession doesn't try to frame bear as morally grey but just fully leans into how deplorable he is. a lesser movie would have tried to give him redeeming moments along the way but no, at every single crossroads bear makes the wrong choice. when the customer service rep asks him if he wants to cancel his wish, he says no, and asks to alter it. when nikki, the real one, begs him to kill her, he asks her "if it would be so bad to love him", and right at the end, backs out of killing himself and tries to throw the pills up. he is the villain, not another victim, not a confused, cowardly boy, the villain.

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I also loved that their friends reaction wasn't "wow another crazy jealous bitch" but "Bear she's clearly going through something and it looks like you are taking advantage of her"

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THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.07 | "The Failures"

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eric and assad saying “we have some ideas” about devil’s minion next season and then eric immediately deciding daniel’s karaoke song would be one that he could dedicate to armand after a long night of killing people like ohhhh …. I’m sure.

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After the acting Delainey gave us this season, I hope she’s ready for her career as a scream queen, final girl, and whatever other female horror film character™️. I’m already excited to see her in Carrie but just wait until Jordan Peele or Rian Johnson cast her omg 😩 But tbh I just want to see her in ALL the genres. I need to watch some of her filmography bc I want to see what other characters she’s played.

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It can be true simultaneously that Louis is not sorry that he punished Armand for Paris, he’s not sorry that Lestat is the true love of his life, and that he genuinely feels empathy for Armand.

I believe everything after Armand turned off the camera was real.

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I hear my family watching Family Feud in the living room and I just had the fleeting thought of Loustat and the rest of Louis’ family competing as a team and the idea is hilarious to me bc they would stress Steve Harvey OUT. And I feel like they’d act like some of the typical players too:

Florence would be the mother/grandma who flirts with Steve but also knows way more and seers than you’d expect with questions about sex

Louis lowkey might not get too many right because he spends so much time working

Lestat would be surprisingly good because he’s chronically online and always chatting with people

Grace would be the leader who gets nearly everything right and in the final round she and Lestat would be unstoppable

Levy would just be there because they needed a 5th member and Paul doesn’t like reality tv or game shows and said “No ❤️”

And it’s funny whether they’re human or vampires bc Steve doesn’t know the answers either so mind reading wouldn’t even work 😂

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Louis realizing he's part of an Italian family now

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He was so funny for this