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[plotbunnie]

Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

[onlyonehp]

STARTER CALL

Life for a randomly generated starter!!

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send a number for where our muse will go together:

to an art gallery

to a flea market

to an antiques fair

to a music festival

to see a film

to a sports event

on holiday

to disneyland

on a road trip

to the beach

to a lake

somewhere scenic

somewhere secluded

to a five-star hotel

on a private jet

to a retreat

to a fashion show

on an adventure

to help someone

to a lecture

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send a symbol for our muses to…

❣️ create something together 😅 keep fit together 💃 make plans to do something fun together 👩‍👩‍👦 discuss their families 🔮 talk about the future 👔 be boss & employee 🙌🏼 celebrate something 🙏🏾 pray together 🍽️ share a meal 🧭 explore somewhere new ⚔️ fight 🧵 discuss a recent event

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send a symbol for our muses to…

❣️ create something together 😅 keep fit together 💃 make plans to do something fun together 👩‍👩‍👦 discuss their families 🔮 talk about the future 👔 be boss & employee 🙌🏼 celebrate something 🙏🏾 pray together 🍽️ share a meal 🧭 explore somewhere new ⚔️ fight 🧵 discuss a recent event

[determinationturnaround]

Undertale Symbolic Starters

Send me one of these and my muse will say something about…

☮ - world peace

✿ - flowey 

✈ - their stats

♋ - the war between monsters and humans

☠ - RESETS 

☯ - life & death 

♥ - love 

✌ - LV 

✖ - sparing others 

☢ - jerry

☣ - monster rights on the surface 

☤ - a time they were injured badly 

❥ - unrequited affection (platonic, romantic, anything) 

❦ - monster food

❧ - human food 

♡ - the existence of destiny or fate 

✘ - their most difficult FIGHT 

Ω - their deepest fears 

♠ - their greatest lie 

♣ - a time they restrained themselves from violence 

♢ - your EXP 

♤ - your LV 

♡ - your ATK 

♧ - your DF 

✦ - their day 

♔ - their hopes 

♕ - their dreams 

♚ - their most tragic memory 

♛ - their most beautiful memory 

★ - their greatest impossible wish 

☽ - their first sleepover 

☼ - their favorite way to start the day 

☀ - asgore’s reign

☁ - their job 

☂ - your safety 

☃ - their favorite weather 

☺ - their least favorite weather 

♪ - their singing voice 

♫ - their favorite lullaby 

♬ - shyren songs 

✉ - handwritten letters 

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[memeingovermemes]

animal crossing: new horizons – sentence starters:

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !

❝  hey ,  it’s you again …  talking to me again.  ❞ ❝  i came up with a new nickname that’s perfect for you !  ❞ ❝  you wouldn’t believe how much interest there is in this stuff .  it even surprises me sometimes ! ❞ ❝  you got some talent ,  kiddo !  ❞ ❝  island life is so invigorating !  staying inside all day would be a terrible waste .  ❞ ❝  when it comes to the world of fab fashion ,  what do you think is the most important part of being stylish ?  ❞ ❝  when our flowers are happy ,  i’m happy ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  even i can’t go 100% ALL the time .  life’s already tough ,  so you don’t gotta’ make it tougher !  ❞ ❝  i can’t help but puff my feathers with pride !  ❞ ❝  i moved !  here !  i live here now !  walking distance from your house !  you !  the only person i know here !  ❞ ❝  some folks call it pouting ,  but i say it’s me telling the world to QUIT BEING MEAN !  ❞ ❝  where would we be if we never shot for the moon ?  ❞ ❝  i get knocked over by the wind sometimes !  i just lay there until the weather calms down !  ❞ ❝  rumor has it that when it comes to TV shows ,  you’re kind of obsessed with ___ . ❞ ❝  every time i look at it ,  i get this warm feeling inside … like when she would hug me .  ❞ ❝  i am indeed tempted to purchase these for my personal collection …   but no .  i must exercise restraint .  ❞ ❝  your name’s ___ ?  i hope i pronounced that right .  ❞ ❝  you making your usual rounds ,  ___ ,  or is this a special visit ?  ❞ ❝  you’d know best – am i pulling this look off , ___ ?  ❞ ❝  oh!  why don’t i go get my dictionary ?  ❞ ❝  awww !  she said all that about me ?  consider my day made !  ❞ ❝  what’s with that look ?  ❞ ❝  this store is so warm and cosy …  sometimes i find a quiet corner and take a nap !  ❞ ❝  OK , OK …  um …  which one has more pictures ?  ❞ ❝  i love gettin’ dressed up in clothes that aren’t mine and running around pretending to be someone else !  ❞ ❝  how is it MY fault they didn’t know what they were buyin’ ?  ❞ ❝  give ‘im a hard time fo me ,  if you happen to trip over him .  gahaha !  ❞ ❝  i wish i had some treats to offer you .  i probably should have made spice cake in advance … ❞ ❝  one glance and it’s like you’ve known the artist for years .  ❞ ❝  sunny days are my absolute fave .  on a sunny day ,  it feels like anything is possible !  ❞ ❝  what’s the mood over in ___ville ?  ❞ ❝  winter went ,  and spring has come !  let’s celebrate by doing something dumb !  ❞ ❝  but after a little while , like … it turns into HOME .  ❞ ❝  i’m so thankful to you and everyone else on this island !  ❞ ❝  i looked in my snack stash …  on my roof …  in my secret snack stash …  out back where i accidentally bury stuff …  ❞ ❝  between you and me ,  i think i might be the biggest ___ fan on this island …  ❞ ❝  believe me ,  when you’re happy ,  i’m happy .  ❞ ❝  did you know that each of the constellations has its own story ?  indeed ,  sometimes many stories !  ❞ ❝  sometimes ,  when i can’t wake up in the morning ,  i run in circles and scream really loud for a few minutes !  ❞ ❝  feel free to look at all my fab stuff and validate my life choices !  ❞ ❝  i wasn’t sure i believed that umbrellas could be fashionable ,  but i love how you look with one .  ❞ ❝  after all ,  we’re in this together ,  partner ,  hm ?  ❞ ❝  tell you what else is looking sparkly !  it’s legit you ,  ___ !  spring is WAY your season !  ❞ ❝  am i hallucinating or was that feedback signed by ___ ?  ❞ ❝  i wanna take off ,  but first you need to stop chatting and close your Nookphone .  ❞ ❝  what ?  it kind of rhymed .  shut up .  ❞ ❝  i tell you ,  i have a funny feeling about it ,  ___ !  and i don’t mean “funny” funny ,  i mean weird funny .  ❞ ❝  what could i even say i was good at ?  who’d want to hire someone with experience in baking and reading ?  are there cookbook researchers ?  ❞ ❝  i knew i was right about you ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  it got me seriously tensed up ,  like we’re about to be invaded by a bunch of evil pirates or something .  ❞ ❝  i was like ,  waaay into this walk ,  but then it started to get boring .  then i found you ,  and it’s fab again! ❞ ❝  what have you gotten yourself into ?  ❞

[thatfallenkid]

Hey guys!!!

I’m a bit stressed out and there’s a lot going on right now, so I might only be on sporadically over the next few days. If I am on, it’ll mainly be on sans because he’s got the most going right now (low-key tho more is always better.)

But regardless, I love you all, I’ll leave notifications on just in case anyone needs someone to talk to, and most importantly

S T A Y D E T E R M I N E D

[rpaskboxmemes-deactivated202004]

Based off my blog, what other characters could you see me Roleplay as?

[onlyonehp]

"Go lay back down." [wingdingsareathing

Sans stood there, blacked draped over his shoulders. His bones were practically clanking together from how hard he was shivering.

*i’m… fine

*d-d-don’t worry about me

As he spoke, a small bead of… Ectosnot? proceeded to drip from his socket.

But he was a skeleton. He couldn’t get sick… Right?

@wingdingsareathing

[onlyonehp]

Sans groans in defeat, throwing his hands into his jacket pocket. 

Then again, a day with dad sounded fun... in a way. But he didn't want to have to make Gaster take a day off...

*could i... come to work with you?

*i promise i’ll stay out of the way

the mere though of being able to accompany his father at work filled him with excitement. He loved being around all the equipment and machines. 

[onlyonehp]

Frisk hummed a softly as she walked the quiet sidewalk of her town. The Autumn breeze was cool but not too chilly. Just right to be content for the teen. Brunette locks swayed and draped over jacketed shoulders. All in all, she found peace in a normal stroll home from school. That was until she felt the sudden feeling of being watched. It was a familiar pulse of magic she knew all too well by now and with a soft chuckle she stopped walking to turn around. "I knew it was you silly bones."

Sans had decided he was bored. Not a feeling of being bored, per say, he just decided. And, of course, who else would he decide to have some fun with?

Slippers were the best to tread quietly on the concrete streets of the overground. In the underground, he’d wear them because they suited the cold weather. On the overground, however, no other shoes had a chance once he found out that food styled slippers existed.

He lurked down the alleyway until the familiar soul began to approach, and he raised his hood in the autumnal winds, just to blend in.

But of course, with the training she’d been recieving from Undyne, he should’ve known that he wouldn’t get away with it for long.

*you caught me

*lamphead

Heh. Nicknames.

*why don’t'cha let me walk you the rest of the way?

[onlyonehp]

*woah…!

Sans threw his arms out as he was picked up, flailing playfully. This had been going on since she could pick him up, and as much as he protested and pretended to hate it, it was comforting and familial in a way, something he had only been able to experience with papyrus before.

As he was placed back down, he shuffled his jacket back around and shoved his hands back into his deep pockets. His slipper had also almost come off, but a quick kick to the ground fixed that.

*i still think you’re cheating and there’s no way to convince me otherwise kid

Ah, the game night. A tradition started on the surface and worsened when a box of monopoly had been pulled deep from a closet, becoming a weekly tradition from that point.

*hey it’s alright

*undyne and papy forgot how to play again though, and they ended up suplexing the table again

He chuckled at the image, remembering it from behind the sofa. He quickly scarpered when they both began to summon bones and spears respectively, though. The next question took him by surprise as they turned to begin walking home, but he smiled regardlessly.

*well, if it’s anything about puzzles he’s your boneman

*but go ahead

[penny-polendina-isms-blog]

Just a PSA

Reblog if you don’t ignore rps and asks but sometimes it takes you a while to think of a response, or you only have time to answer a question or two before doing other things.

[thatfallenkid]

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[onlyonehp]

Papyrus may have been decorating frantically (since November first), but seeing his brother dart around frantically encouraged him to get "into the spirit"...

...by which he removed one of the gryftmas stickers and slapped it onto the top of his skull to decorate.

*done, an effort has been made

*what'cha think?

[onlyonehp]

Frisk hummed a softly as she walked the quiet sidewalk of her town. The Autumn breeze was cool but not too chilly. Just right to be content for the teen. Brunette locks swayed and draped over jacketed shoulders. All in all, she found peace in a normal stroll home from school. That was until she felt the sudden feeling of being watched. It was a familiar pulse of magic she knew all too well by now and with a soft chuckle she stopped walking to turn around. "I knew it was you silly bones."

Sans had decided he was bored. Not a feeling of being bored, per say, he just decided. And, of course, who else would he decide to have some fun with?

Slippers were the best to tread quietly on the concrete streets of the overground. In the underground, he'd wear them because they suited the cold weather. On the overground, however, no other shoes had a chance once he found out that food styled slippers existed.

He lurked down the alleyway until the familiar soul began to approach, and he raised his hood in the autumnal winds, just to blend in.

But of course, with the training she'd been recieving from Undyne, he should've known that he wouldn't get away with it for long.

*you caught me

*lamphead

Heh. Nicknames.

*why don't'cha let me walk you the rest of the way?

[drundertalescum]

You know what I don’t get?

This overprotective Sans stuff. Like, not just protective in actual situations that deserve some form of fear and caution. I mean like the “oh no papyrus smoked a cigarette!! who is responsible for this!?” 

Please, go back to Undertale (2015 Video Game) and look at Sans and tell me: does he look like the kind of guy who’s going to be busting down doors because precious babby brobro said a swear? I’ll grant you that Sans can be that threatening kind of protective, but it’s all more likely to be bluster than anything, and I dont see him trying to genuinely snatch his brother’s independence and agency away just because he did something “wrong.” Sans is a supportive brother. Papyrus wants to swear? Shit, man, he’s got all kinds of swears. This can be a bonding exercise and he doesn’t even need to leave his couch! Sharing his encyclopedic knowledge of cursewords with his straitlaced little brother is awesome.

And if he ever saw his little brother drinking, he would probably only enjoy the laughter and the opportunity to play some pranks that a sober Papyrus would be too sharp to fall for. And if papyrus discovers that he cannot protect himself against the same 3 knock knock jokes all night (or he discovers that low effort bone puns are hilarious to his drunk self) well, that might be a totally unplanned deterrent towards further endeavors into drinking.

Sans isn’t going to go breaking into houses and yelling at the King of All Monsters because Papyrus said a “bad” thing. 

Where did this characterization come from?