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Not today Justin
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@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
cherry valley forever
Today's Document
Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@onlythegodsknows
Hey. Quick question. Is it a bad thing I've been chosen a champion of Strife?
@onlythegodsknows
I have no idea what it is, but rip them all out there, daughter! I bless your fists
Are you not acquaintanced with Eris? Because I'd like to know why I received a miniature golden apple and a sticky note with a smile attached to it.
Father, why do you look as if you were in your emo era? The aegyo-sal is on point, however.
@onlythegodsknows
My dear daughter, joking about the bags under your own father's eyes is not funny.Hypnos then decided to make fun of me and deprived me of sleep.
My intention was not to poke fun at you, or your lack of sleep. I was simply thought that it was makeup and you were trying to recreate the trend.
I deeply regret bring up the fact you worked at a strip bar, even if it was as a bouncer. My deepest and most sincere apologies, Father.
@onlythegodsknows
Let's pretend that the events of the last day did not happen.
Let us pretend you were a bartender instead. Some unsavoury individuals have been as annoying the same way flies go around rotting fruit.
ah, my baby has grown up, now she comforts her old man.
Tch. Such saccharine nonsense.
Father, why do you look as if you were in your emo era? The aegyo-sal is on point, however.
@onlythegodsknows
My dear daughter, joking about the bags under your own father's eyes is not funny.Hypnos then decided to make fun of me and deprived me of sleep.
My intention was not to poke fun at you or your lack of sleep. I thought you were recreating said fashion trend which involves having to draw eyebags.
Just before any of you ask, no. I do not have pictures of Ares working in said establishment. Also, no, he was NOT a whore.
I deeply regret bring up the fact you worked at a strip bar, even if it was as a bouncer. My deepest and most sincere apologies, Father.
@onlythegodsknows
Let's pretend that the events of the last day did not happen.
Let us pretend you were a bartender instead. Some unsavoury individuals have been as annoying the same way flies go around rotting fruit.
So you're Ares' daughter?
Yes. Whyever does it sound like you expected me to be less eloquent?
I'm about to commit a culinary crime. May Hestia forgive me for such blasphemy
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
о, nDon't worry, everything will happen quickly.(+_+)
SAVE ME SAVE MSEPLEASE I STILL HAVENT GOT MOLD
Pineapple can't have mold while I'm around🍴🫴🫴
i am DYING
oOh no, I'm not going to eat dead meat.
you are KILLING me with this god awful cooking of YOURS
hHey, I'm a good cook.
GASOLINE ON YOUR FOOD?
THIS IS FOR ME, WHAT I WANT
NO ONE GAS PRICES ARE HIGHER NOW
Chaos itself predicted that I would be rich for this occasion. Do you want a piece?
my stomach aches with dread
If you don't eat the pineapple, it will eat you.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
WHAT IF I EAT IT FIRST
then your lips won't start to dissolve the pineapple juice.
It's a cute fact, isn't it? This fruit is so unique :)
i love it on pizza
PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS AMAZING! I HAVE FOUND A COMPANION!
The stress and discomfort I've gotten from reading this borderline criminal.
How does one dress a wound properly? Asking for a friend. @onlythegodsknows
Tell my friend to get off his ass and come either to me or to Apollo. now
[[God's voice was firm]
Well, I am here now, aren't I?
know, I absolutely do not want to be responsible for the fact that a faithful followers of the war ACCIDENTALLY destroyed a gathering place of merchants and a dryad habitat.
There are actually 2 wargods! And when it happened, I WAS ASLEEP!
When are you not asleep?
When there is a war
That should mean you are never asleep, but you were, just this time?
This means that I always sleep light when I'm not personally at war. You know, like little needles under the skin that undulate, making it difficult to sleep deeply.
Do you require good bedding then???
know, I absolutely do not want to be responsible for the fact that a faithful followers of the war ACCIDENTALLY destroyed a gathering place of merchants and a dryad habitat.
There are actually 2 wargods! And when it happened, I WAS ASLEEP!
When are you not asleep?
When there is a war
That should mean you are never asleep, but you were, just this time?
know, I absolutely do not want to be responsible for the fact that a faithful followers of the war ACCIDENTALLY destroyed a gathering place of merchants and a dryad habitat.
There are actually 2 wargods! And when it happened, I WAS ASLEEP!
When are you not asleep?
Do you fancy lion pelt, Father?
@onlythegodsknows
only if it's not your Brother's skin, dear Daughter.
I hope not. But even so, he would've been a fool to show himself so easily and attack so eagerly. So, cheers. I'll have the pelt delivered to you. Somehow.
Be kind to your brothers and sisters, baby, many have already heard about you and are waiting for you at the festivities.
...must you really address me as such, Father? It is... embarrassing, to say the least.
Flower, I don't want to yell at you?[He ignored the fact that he called her baby, and now he's surprised]
A- Anyway, who are these brothers and sisters you're talking about? And how?
Do you fancy lion pelt, Father?
@onlythegodsknows
only if it's not your Brother's skin, dear Daughter.
I hope not. But even so, he would've been a fool to show himself so easily and attack so eagerly. So, cheers. I'll have the pelt delivered to you. Somehow.
Be kind to your brothers and sisters, baby, many have already heard about you and are waiting for you at the festivities.
...must you really address me as such, Father? It is... embarrassing, to say the least.
Do you fancy lion pelt, Father?
@onlythegodsknows
only if it's not your Brother's skin, dear Daughter.
I hope not. But even so, he would've been a fool to show himself so easily and attack so eagerly. So, cheers. I'll have the pelt delivered to you. Somehow.
If you were to create your own civilization, which crazy rule would be the first one? (For example, “war every Friday!")
Monday is hug day. And those who refuse are thrown into a pit with hedgehogs. This is how I combine kindness with natural selection.
What if there's people who dislike physical contact? Would I get thrown in that hypothetical pit?
What do you think about birds? I'm asking because someone mentioned I'm passing that you are good with them.
My siblings somehow convinced their mother to get a parrot, now it just spats whatever is said and the bloody bird is driving me crazy. I cannot kill the bird.
I really love birds!
О,It's not necessary to kill a parrot, it's not his fault that he remembers words! Teach him your favorite phrases, and it will become less painful to listen.
I already have a younger sibling that does that. Why would I want another one?
