sidechxrxcter:
“Okay, but you didn’t answer me about penguins–”
“ Tell me when penguins start a war and I’ll get back to you. ”
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@onocxntaurus
sidechxrxcter:
“Okay, but you didn’t answer me about penguins–”
“ Tell me when penguins start a war and I’ll get back to you. ”
sidechxrxcter:
“Well, yeah. It has no fucking wings. I mean, there are flightless birds, though. What about penguins? Or emus?”
“ Emus serve their purpose. ”
ragnotroia:
Is Angel going to pose just a teeny-tiny bit as Tenebris circles and looks at him? Oh, absolutely. His upper set of hands go up behind his head, his lower ones resting on his hips. And he sets his weight onto only one of his feet, looking at the evil incarnate with half-lidded eyes.
“Aw, babe, I’m so upset~ I thought you’d remember the guy who you made believe saw his sista’ be torn apart right in front a him~” There’s some seething to Angel’s words, but other than that, there’s not much of a reaction.
“ Oh. You. ” There’s no inflection in tone to suggest recognition, but that’s simply how Evil is. “ Forgive me, I almost didn’t recognize you without your mouth running on so loudly about how you were going to kill me. Cute. ” There is, however, a laugh, but it’s empty and with no real emotion.
“ Honestly, do you think me so lowly that I would remember a pathetic soul in the depths of Hell like yours? I have more important things to do with my time. ” After all, Hell is a hotspot, and he has a date with a few others around here.
instrumentsofcyanide:
⛧ ˗ˏˋ @onocxntaurus || X ˎˊ˗ ⛧
‘ Why YES it is, twinkie man ! ‘
Just shoves the whole ass twinkie in his mouth and walks away.
sidechxrxcter:
“I’d assume a very fucked bird.”
“ Useless! ”
@sidechxrxcter asked:
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."
“ What do you call a bird with no wings? ”
ragnotroia:
“Ouch, I’m insulted~” Angel just laughs. He calls that a jab? If it weren’t so laughably cute, this attempt to piss him off by feigning not recognizing him, it may have actually ticked the spider demon off. But nope, it just gets him to smile and run one hand through his hair, another two hands adjusting his fluffy cleavage just for the sake of adjusting it.
“Everyone knows this angelic face, sweetheart. Don’t go actin’ all coy on me now, ‘specially after all the fun we had last time~”
“ No, I’m being quite serious, ” Tenebris continues, stepping around Angel Dust as though to get a better look at him. “ I can’t quite remember you. You’re not familiar in any way. Are you supposed to be significant? ” Oh, yes, of course he remembers tearing apart someone ever so dear to Angel Dust, but there’s a bit of him that’s curious to see how the spider will react.
“ Ah, well, if you were, I’m pretty sure I would remember you. ”
Hands him a SINGULAR twinkie.
Twink | @instrumentsofcyanide
“ Is this a joke to you? ”
ragnotroia:
@onocxntaurus
“Well well well~ Look at the tall, dark, and handsome that dragged its way back to the itsy-bitsy spider~” Angel. Angel no. You remember what happened the last time you talked to him.
It seems the slut of a demon has mistaken his appearance for the sake of a recurrence. Ah well. He might as well have some fun with it while he’s here.
“ ...Who are you again? ”
The clicking resumes for a moment before it switches to a chitter. It sounds slightly confused, yet still unseen as of yet.
Visitor. | Anonymous.
How intriguing. Even with being caught, his delightful visitor doesn’t dare reveal their self. Oh well. He has his ways of pulling things out of the shadows.
Quite literally.
And without a word, Tenebris reaches a hand into the shadows, waiting, waiting…until he pulls back, yanking at whatever he’s grabbed. Hard.
There is a soft clicking noise from the shadows. It only lasts a moment before it disappears.
Visitor. | Anonymous.
What a peculiar noise. It doesn’t unsettle him, though he’s curious as to why ANYONE would ever dream of crossing into this realm. Well, aside from attempting a storm on his stronghold and failing miserably at destroying him.
Eyes blink plainly in the direction of the sound, and he folds his hands in front of him.
“ You’re in my domain, you know. You can’t hide from me. ”
Are you trying to pull a Po? You know that only works in movies.
Rice. | creationfinder
And there he goes, drinking boiling hot water to spite the anon.
Time to pour a bowl of rice directly on tenny. Is it fried? Is it raw? Who cares it's rice.
Rice. | Anonymous
Oh, yeah, he’s definitely not amused by this at all. It’s getting stuck in his hair and his clothes, and no matter how much he tries to shake it off it just keeps clinging.
…So instead, he grabs a fistful of the uncooked rice, and just. Eats it. While maintaining eye-contact with this gray-faced coward.
do you have any poems you like?
Poetry. | Anonymous
“ The Eye peers down upon us now, to conquer and control, and mark our every movement, whether hiding in a holeor preening like a purple parrot perched upon a pole.Our welfare and our happiness? No, certainly not the goal… ”
"Excuse me, but.. I don't even know your name, mister. *What* are you?" (you-are-my-whole-world)
Introductions. | @you-are-my-whole-world
A smirk as she asks. And she, unlike so man others, asks the right question. Smart girl.
“ I’m the darkness that resides in every mortals’ hearts, my dear. I’m the chill that runs down spines when something inhuman looms over, I’m the heartbeat they feel POUNDING in their ears as they try oh so desperately to hide…in vain. ”
And then a wicked grin, full of teeth and malice.
“ To put it simply, darling, I’m Evil. But you can call me Tenebris. ”