#instrumentsofcyanide

[inkwise]

Gives Banjo an ESPECIALLY sharp knife.

Knife | @instrumentsofcyanide

[thehuntressworksatsteaknshake]

Is he considered a child by this restaurant's standards ? Who knows. He's just going to slam some of Joey's monkey down and go ' SHAKE ! SHAKE ! SHAKE ! '

Shake for new weird child of mine.

[kitty-positivity]

Someone said something nice about you, @instrumentsofcyanide / @somegremlin ! ♡

Stella is amazing and I love her graphics and her writing and I know she puts so much into her characters and I genuinely hope she has the best year every year of her life !!!

[pigtrapped-a]

@instrumentsofcyanide​ liked for a one-liner! 🐷

“What in the hell are you supposed to be, anyway?”

[candyredmuses]

instrumentsofcyanide replied to your post: A can of Bacon Soup is dropped into a Blender. A...

’ SMOOTHIE ! ‘

“Smoothie.”

[inkgluttony]

Something’s Upside Down I @instrumentsofcyanide

G A S P!

He put two and two together. Either Joey is messing with him or some magical grey face turned his brother into Joey Drew himself! Sabotage. 

“Wow... Oreo, I know it’s you. Either Joey ate ya or somebody turned ya like that without ya knowin’!” Despite contrary belief, Bubba had a clever streak every now and then. Then a thought occurred to him.

Oreo looked just like Joey. And most likely, Joey might be Bendy. Which means... 

… the PERFECT PRANK!

Without another word, Kingston grew to eight feet tall to be at level with Oreo, putting his arm around his shoulder with a devious grin on his face.

“Oreo, my man. Big brother, pal o’ mine! Do ya realize what we got ova’ here? With you lookin’ like Joey and my writin’ skills.... wanna pretend ta take over the studio for one day and cause some mischief~?”

[dreadsleep]

[ Oreo ] Stabs him in the knee with a fork.

@instrumentsofcyanide / accepting / icb you’ve done this

[terrascot-archived]

@instrumentsofcyanide replied to your post: “ Ya know, if I wanna go to work shirtless… I...

[ Oreo vc ] ’ NO. ‘

Pauses in the middle of lifting his shirt. ...Slowly continues to remove his shirt while maintaining eye contact.