[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[onomatopoetically]

summary of the harry potter series

harry: guys something's up

everyone: ah u're just paranoid

voldemort: hello children time for death

[onomatopoetically]

eliza: bae come over

hamilton: i have to get my plan through congress

eliza: my parents aren't home

hamilton: I HAVE TO GET MY PLAN THROUGH CONGRESS

[pettypetal]

parent: eat yo greens, veggies are healthy for you child: okay child: *becomes vegan* parent: yo not that much, that’s unhealthy

[shuhvon]

Cosmo got something right for once

[delta-breezes]

[greelin]

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

[greelin]

there we go

[carphones-deactivated20161117]

[sakuraa]

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Outdated memes should be called Memeries

[feed-the-fauchereve-blog]

thanks for the memeries

[orenatus]

Even if they weren’t so dank

[leeoliver]

yall im fucking wheezing look at th fucking texts my friend got from this dude

[leeoliver]

[dorothywonderland]

Are you fucking kidding me Alex?

[jamskers]

yesterday i saw this billboard at the train station and it threw me for a loop man

it was so weird seeing the setup flipped; where the women are the ones in loose, professional clothing striking intense poses wearing intense expressions

and then there is one man in an elegant, formfitting outfit with a strict pose and attractively neutral expression with a cutesy hand gun and generally unsuitable equipment solely for eye candy

wild

[using-sideblogs-deactivated2020]

#ImAGiraffe

[8bitmickey]

I SPENT LIKE 40 MIN TRYING TO CAPTURE THIS GODDAMN IMAGE BY PAUSING IT AT THE RIGHT TIME IN THIS 2 SECOND GODDAMN VIDEO!!!!

[theconcealedweapon]

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

[vistakai]

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

[marc0-p0l0-deactivated20160621]

Donald Trump telling Bernie supporters they’re welcome to support him feels like the scene where Voldemort declares that Harry Potter is dead and asks if anyone wants to start following him.