★Onyx_Crystal★

silly guy that uses they/it pronouns and has a beautiful boyfriend named Ryland started dating: [5/31/26 @1:49am]

[onyx-crystal]

Omg why does my self lov and shit fucking decline when I'm near my period holy shit bro

[onyx-crystal]

@gaylittlefish06

OMG CHATTER THIS TUMBLER POST IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!

[lordbaba]

:D

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

type of shit that's gonna happen between me and @onyx-crystal when we both go back to school

#me wearing a skirt for the first time in like months

also cute little tights and thigh-highs hwheheheehejjsjdhdkskekd

and sweater + sweater jacket

#I'm gonna be so fucking cute

[onyx-crystal]

Your gonna be so hot, cute, and sexy let's hope I don't die

[onyx-crystal]

IT'S OUT IT'S OUT IT'S OUT OMG THE FIRST EPISODE OF PANTHEON SMP IS OUT OMG AHDBDBDBDBBD FREAKING OUT!

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

ryland go to Arkansas for school shopping

will be very fun fun

my fit also very peak for today

(took that when I was still at home, am currently in car while typing this, my back hurts 😭😭😭)

am so cutie cute (*´ω｀*)

[onyx-crystal]

What a beautiful sexy man you are :}

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

new warning sign made after myself

(I tried SO HARD to try and fit the text there in ibis paint and didn't want to use the shitty font they have in the app, so I just used screenshots...)

ONLY 3 PEOPLE CAN PUT HAND IN MY COG

1. MY PARTNER ( @onyx-crystal hdjdkfnreisnfjdndjdjdjd )

2. WHEATLEY (how would he, he's not real..) (MAN KRILL YOURSELF 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)

3. MYSELF 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[onyx-crystal]

O-oh my, chat is it hot in here or is it just me? (⸝⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

it might be the both of us.. I dunno though.. maybe we should test that out.. heheheehehjdjdnddnjss.. ૮꒰˶>⩊<˶꒱ა

(FUCKING BLUSHING SO HARD WHILE TYPING THIS SHIT KERJRJJFFJJSNDJDJSBDEJ)

[onyx-crystal]

Tehes yesyes

[onyx-crystal]

OMG CHAT I'M SO EXITED FOR THE FIRST EPISODE OF PANTHEON SMP TOMORROW!!!

Hopefully they don't do it in a disrespectful way to the religion but still very excited

YIPPEES!!!

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

new warning sign made after myself

(I tried SO HARD to try and fit the text there in ibis paint and didn't want to use the shitty font they have in the app, so I just used screenshots...)

ONLY 3 PEOPLE CAN PUT HAND IN MY COG

1. MY PARTNER ( @onyx-crystal hdjdkfnreisnfjdndjdjdjd )

2. WHEATLEY (how would he, he's not real..) (MAN KRILL YOURSELF 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)

3. MYSELF 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[onyx-crystal]

O-oh my, chat is it hot in here or is it just me? (⸝⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

okay so I think I'm learning I REALLY like Dance Gavin Dance

like HOLY SHIT

THE VOCALS?????

THE HARMONY OF THE VOCALS??????

EJFIOJGIEROGJEIGOJSEIOJFKPKPOWF

LIKE AGUGHEJGFIEGJOEGJ

so yeah new band to obsess over

(and yes this connected to my previous post about that playlist I'm working on)

[onyx-crystal]

Yummy vocals

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

ryland somehow hurt his throat a little while trying to see if his computer had a second HDMI port in the back (spoiler alert; it doesn't)

and it's all because of the stupid monitor my brother let me have since he moved out just a couple days ago (am now technically an only child now /j) (and I'm officially the only minor left in the family)

so yeah, now I have two monitors... and my throat kinda hurts

plz send help...

[onyx-crystal]

Awwww I'm sorry you throat hurts hun :(

I hope it feels better soon

[onyx-crystal]

ugh i miss my bf sm HELP!!! Sobbing.

Can't wait till I'm back in school so i can see him daily

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

ryland have ultimate body pain statement

like we got back pain, rib pain, neck pain

just a lot of pain 😭😭😭

[onyx-crystal]

Oof I'm sorry about that hun

I was gonna make an inappropriate joke about back pain but I'm not

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

HELPPPP FJWIFBSISNICEIJXWIJCJIEJUCJIWC

and what joke would that be......? *stares with my totally innocent autistic puppy eyes*

[onyx-crystal]

Is think youz knows >:P

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

ryland have ultimate body pain statement

like we got back pain, rib pain, neck pain

just a lot of pain 😭😭😭

[onyx-crystal]

Oof I'm sorry about that hun

I was gonna make an inappropriate joke about back pain but I'm not

[onyx-crystal]

WAIT CHAT I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!

I used to jokingly say to my friends ew romance when they talked about their partner but now I can do that because I'M THE ONE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW!

FAAAAHHHH

/cooked

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

NO CUZ YOU WOULD SAY THAT TO ME BUT LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW 😭😭😭

DIDKDJDJDJSJJSIDFNFJEIDKFNRJFIJEJDJSKNSDODJDDNDIDJ

[onyx-crystal]

EXACTLY! lolz

[onyx-crystal]

WAIT CHAT I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!

I used to jokingly say to my friends ew romance when they talked about their partner but now I can do that because I'M THE ONE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW!

FAAAAHHHH

/cooked

[hudkarma]

he really said twenty shirts and three pairs of shorts on this trip

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

literally me because I have so many different shirts but end up wearing the same cargo pants that I've had for like a year or two 🥹🥹🥹

I'm gonna be very stylish though this year because so many new shirts

could possibly buy a skirt or two if I really wanted to

I NEED to start wearing skirts again they're literally so cute

[onyx-crystal]

Yesyes skirts are very cutest I love them sm

[hudkarma]

he really said twenty shirts and three pairs of shorts on this trip

[carpaltunnelofloveee]

literally me because I have so many different shirts but end up wearing the same cargo pants that I've had for like a year or two 🥹🥹🥹

I'm gonna be very stylish though this year because so many new shirts

could possibly buy a skirt or two if I really wanted to

I NEED to start wearing skirts again they're literally so cute

[onyx-crystal]

Yesyes skirts are very cutest I love them sm