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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[kajaono]

Neil gaiman: Crowleys and Aziraphales relationship is up to interpretations.

The actors: It is a love story. They are in love with eachother.

The production designer: Their statue shows the wrestle between evil and good

Neil gaiman himself: They fuck. …Are you certain that they wrestle?

[swanson]

His forehead creased for a moment, and then he slapped the steering wheel triumphantly.
“Ducks!” he shouted.
“What?”
“That’s what water slides off!”
Aziraphale took a deep breath.
“Just drive the car, please,” he said wearily.

[toastywindow]

How dare Michael Sheen???? Making Aziraphale a godsend ball of sunshine???? The way he smiles??? The way he enjoys every moment of mortal human activities????? The pure joy in his eyes when he meets Crowley at random places????? The utter confusion on what he should do or not do???? HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME THIS MICHAEL SHEEN???? I’M CRYING

[bravemercutio]

When Crowley calls Aziraphale “Angel” reblog if you agree

[night-eyes1]

There is exactly 3 times when people assume that Aziraphale and Crowley as a couple. And they didn't correct these people exactly 3 times. ;)

[assiraphales]

crowley, seeing anathema & newt holding hands: so, how long you lot been together

anathema: oh we just met today

crowley, thinking about how he’s been flirting w aziraphale for 6000 yrs and the angel can barely acknowledge that they’re friends: right

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

*smacks crotch against little metal grid by accident*

*steps on the Cloak and falls from the stairs*

*spell backfires*

*forgot there was a glass stand behind him while training*

*conjures spell but is hit with recoil*

[big-funky-tree]

I am trans and full of rage

reblog if you are also trans and full of rage

[playyinwithfire]

Lore Olympus

whenever someone “delighted wiggles”

reblog if you agree

[bansheecarol]

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

[awesome-august]

Reblogging to save a life and a gpa

[onyxcole]

^^^

[maxofs2d]

[neptunes-booty]

that’s almost too cruel almost

[dduane]

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

[trollprincess]

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

[onyxcole]

I agree with shickalenia

[ataraxic-ohl]

KakaSaku

Reblog if you agree

[onyxcole]

I'm not sorry.

[trasemc]

[butterburd]

When the physical manifestations of wrath and pride have been harassing you at work so your sappy bf cheers you up by dumping a half ton of flowers at your door

Happy royai week! This was for the day two prompt: “Vibrancy”, but I’m late as usual ʅ(°⊱,°)ʃ

[onyxcole]

Awww