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#selfie #asahina #ha ha i still use this blog... ha ha (sweats)

I'm sorry that I've been neglecting my 'blog' (is that what it's called?).

I was typing up a post in response to someone the other day and I got frustrated and accidentally broke the keyboard in the process, so I had to purchase a new one.

Good evening.

#Hello again everybody.

oceanyd

So I thought about it, and Hagakure’s hair oddly resembles a palm tree.

This is a conspiracy.

oceanyd

I thought this was really funny and it literally got 0 notes.

Where were my real friends. I have no real friends.

oogamiartist

Oh.

#I see how it is.#I understand.#:-(

despairinglydevilish

"Ah good day to you all. May I interest you in some despair?"

oogamiartist

"I think I'll pass on that one but... Thank you for the offer."

#...I think.#despairinglydevilish

...Are we really having class-elections this early in the year, or is this just a hypothetical thing? I am decently sure that "Cutest and Funniest Girl" is not even a category.

#...#Is this a joke?#Am I misunderstanding some humour here?

dreaded-divination-deactivated2

S-so.. blunt. I guess you really take your working out seriously. Have you always been like that?

oogamiartist

No, not always. But for a very long time. Is it that strange?

Have you considered perhaps you do not take things seriously enough? Not to insult you, of course-- just food for thought.

#dreaded divination

"Heh! I knew I could count on Sakura-chan! Oh, you were doing schoolwork? That reminds me! Can I borrow your notes? Hagakure already let Mondo borrow his, or more like Mondo forced him to, and I REALLY need help in Math!"

Absolutely. You know that you’re more than welcome to use my notes whenever you wish. After my training is completed, I’m typically inside my dormitory; you’re free to show up at any time.

#waterproofabs

Good evening, everyone.

I've been around for five minutes and haven't seen anyone arguing or insulting each other yet. That's a new record, I think.

oceanyd

oogamiartist said: I will carry you, princess!

oceanyd

ARE YOU SURE, SAKURA-CHAN? BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO RUN. BECAUSE I LITERALLY HAVE NOT GONE PEE SINCE YESTERDAY AND THAT WAS A MISTAKE ON MY PART.

oogamiartist

Positive! Let's go!

#I will be your knight in shining seifuku.

The only consistently polite person I have ever met in my life is Asahina.

#And Nidai.#Everyone else is very sassy and rude.

oceanyd

Celebration all around! The wedding preparations will be put into fruition!!!

oogamiartist

Excellent. Instead of a wedding cake, I have opted to pick out a massive doughnut, as per your tastes. I will rent the finest hall in the land for our festivities.

#...#Alright.#I do not see the harm in such things. It could be fun.#...Can I wear a dress too?#suimaa

oceanyd

You’re the best, Sakura-chan, I should get married to you!!!!

You are my life partner.

oogamiartist

Thank you.

Why, Asahina, this is so sudden! I accept! Oh my goodness, I have to call my mother and tell her all about this.

#That again was an attempt at humour. I am not sure how clear it was.#But um.#Can we... not do the burning anything down thing?#Please?#suimaa

onwiththesyo-deactivated2014012

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onwiththesyo-deactivated2014012

Heheheh… Heh… Civil.

You really shouldn’t! And I wouldn’t recommend pushing me either, or else you might not have any luck left to push!

So, if you’re not here to fight me, what do you want? A friendly teatime chit-chat with a notorious serial murderer?

oogamiartist

Are you quite done laughing yet? You've been doing it for a terribly long time.

...And I was just walking about in the same room you just happened to be in. You're the one who called me out, if you recall. I would ask what business it is you had with me but I feel like I'm not going to get a legitimate answer to that.

That, or you're just harassing me to pass time.

Which... sounds like you.

#onwiththesyo