a mess.

[oohhboyy]

yikes

[spitblaze]

shoutout to like 2010 or 2011 in the minecraft fandom right after the golem update came out and Notch said that there was still something in the game that nobody found yet and the entire fandom went into a frenzy scrambling to figure out what it was, combining every conceivable object with every other one, trying alchemy and magic and enchantments and searching high and low until one day someone posted on the reddit that they opened minecraft one day and the ‘c’ and the ‘e’ in the title were swapped so that it said ‘minceraft’, and notch was like ‘yeah thats what it is’. there was like a one in ten thousand-ish chance to find that easter egg and the collective fandom had run itself ragged to find this stupid meaningless easter egg.

[gordons-moved]

old mcdonald had a farm

EA EA SPORTS.

[magical-agatha]

Its in the grain

[tothelongnights]

Keep Me Stable

[creepyknees]

hello I am even more depressed than before can I please lay with flowey and napsta in the garbage

yes…feel free to wallow a while

[domesticbanting-deactivated2018]

#HelloYellow

[awrfhi]

i just didn’t know if i was in the endscreen yet or not

[kickthepj]

[catnbear-deactivated20181001]

kickthepj:

this is what happens when I try to take a nice picture of myself. every time.

[phanlo]

2010 / 2015

[lesthowellsarchive]

🌹

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

what’s your brand of tired rn

[arcticlester]

and other sentences by dan and phil

[aboutchopsuey]

[danisnotonfires]

[freckleydodie]

bye canada! you are pretty 

[thelegendofclarke]

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

[thelegendofclarke]

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

[casawalsh]