Ooh...Shiny...

Hi I'm Sam! I like penguins and serial killers!

[fosterreborn]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

ITS TIME TO STOP

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.

[midvvest-vampire]

I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die

[whitepeopletwitter]

Smaug in the wild

[nukaswift]

Choose your fighter

[tehrogue]

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

[ohfugecannada]

When a female character from a popular geek franchise gets redesigned with a non-sexualised outfit.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If men get morning wood when they wake up then it stands to reason that there’s a continuous unbroken boner wave circling the planet with the sun at all times

[whitepeopletwitter]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The idea of ghosts that moan may have been started by children that heard their parents having sex in an adjacent room and denied having heard it.

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“I was like a patient who cannot tell the doctor where it hurts, only that it does.” - Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed

via @the-book-diaries

[barbie2023]

ABBA goes so hard in so many different ways like they really have a song for every situation.. breaking up? getting married? defeating the french? Finding out you have not one but three possible fathers??? Really they covered everything

[malscare]

jolene

jolene

jolene

jolene

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

PLEASE DON’T TAKE HIM JUST BECAUSE YOU CAAAAAN

[meaningfulsuggestion]

You make me feel a little less tired.

[cordi-pessimo-suggestion]

You make me feel a little more safe.

[tinyastronaut-suggestion]

You make me feel a little more celestial

[fluff-oh-suggestions]

You make me feel a little less nervous.

[nighttimesuggestionsbackup]

You make me feel a little less scared.

[corporeal--corvid]

You make me feel a little more normal.

[algidsuggestions]

You make me feel a little less cold.

[affectionsuggestion]

You make me feel a little more cuddly

[deletedtumbeleruser12534]

You make me feel a little more in love

[loveliest-suggestions]

you make me feel a little more happy

[cardcaptor-suggestions-deactiva]

You make me feel a little more magical.

[theseekersuggestions]

You make me feel a little less lost.

[enamoringsuggestion]

You make me feel a little more at peace 

[drugzandtraumalol]

You make me feel a little more strong

[teainawineglass]

You make me feel a little more important

[anarchistsuggestion]

you make me feel a little more hopeful

[blurryf-ce]

you make me feel a little more open

[mentallyillsuggestions]

you make me feel a little more alive

[micro-bi-ologist]

you make me feel a little more wonder

[sa2ha]

im feeling generous on this very sunday its time for another round of slavic catposting

[sa2ha]

[meaningfulsuggestion]

The world blessed me with your presence, and no matter what happens, I am eternally grateful.

[callmedemjin-deactivated2022041]

Person A: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.

Person B, eating cake at 3 am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

[alovesogentle]

My husband said Russian men think it’s gay

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Yknow what

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

eating pussy…is gay….

[scornpios]

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

This is so pure

[cptnteeko]

A New definition of steampunk has been made 🙌🏼