the bible said snapple, not minute maid

cel - they/them - 25

[americanfootball1999-deactivate]

local public library fandom

[my-darling-boy]

Banging out the tunes, WWI, circa 1914

[my-darling-boy]

I could be wrong but I think people are reblogging this without noticing it is a photo of Neil banging out the tunes 107 years ago

[toothmuncher3000]

viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one.

[im-gayer-in-french]

Friendly reminder that your understanding of yourself changes and it’s ok to change your labels to reflect that.

[lucifersbible-deactivated202007]

[thislittlerattie]

TODAY’S THE BIG DAY

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[you-are-another-me]

[slutdge]

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

white lgbt ppl dont know how much trouble theyve caused for us -_-

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

white lgbt ppl will constantly have to be informed about racism and nonwhite issues bc they're only ever friends w other white people, speak over lgbt ppl of color when it comes to representation and problems in media, not acknowledge when white supremacy feeds into intracommunity bigotry. and then say things like "the lgbt community shouldn't be at odds with each other! 😤" i don't know if you guys know how big a split there is between you and us at the best of times

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

white gays can reblog this if u can keep ur mouth shut

[valtsv]

responded to someone in the class debate on zoom today with "freud would love you" and she disconnected the call

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Driving east through Ohio into a snowstorm

[oumaimas]

i just saw this guy drink coffee thru his mask like thru the cloth. it left a splotch right in the middle. i dont even know anymore

[achesspiece]

I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items

[newrockaustralia]

[adhd-vibes]

whew ok, time to work! ..okay. okay. let’s get started. …,,okeyy ah lets do this. yep…. okay. yes sir lets do this. let’s get started….just gonna start now yep. ,,okay. okay. okayy. ok. …ok..okey…..alright ok.. right hhh

[lamignonette]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man

Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”

“Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”

“Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”

“Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”

Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?

“One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”

“Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”

Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”

The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”

[yayitsmee]

Change your url Jeff