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she/they. 24. microbiologist / nerd. writer.

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[omegaverse]

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

[nottodaycia]

Okay and how were the fries

[omegaverse]

They were alright

[good-pic]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[interstellarfr0g]

"so you think a careless crayon scribble on a piece of paper made by a human is worth more than the most beautiful of masterpieces made by an ai—" Yeah I do actually

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[hamjensgar]

not that i give a shit about international law but “could constitute a war crime” is rich, as is the implication that this would be the first.

“a whole civilization will die” could not be a more explicitly genocidal statement. the entire Western media apparatus has blood on its hands, but like, we knew that right? dont i get tired of stating the obvious? my own words mock me as i type them.

[thememedaddy]

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[bingomann]

[angelqueen27]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🎉🎉🌟🎉🌟🎉🌟🎉

[afloweroutofstone]

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

[haze-of-absence]

"I just wanna be spoiled so bad" <- girl that proceeds to describe having access to necesities and having her most basic needs met as luxurious and the desire for that as greedy and punishment worthy

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

[twobeesornottwobees]

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[kjscottwrites]

[consolecadet]

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.