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modern Great Gatsby AU set in Cleveland where instead of the Eyes of TJ Eckleburg, all action takes place under the disapproving eyebrow of Tim Misny

earlgraytay

this is only a flop post because you don't know who Tim Misny is

Tim Misny is our local Saul Goodman style ~personal injury lawyer~ who's become kind of a local fixture because of his billboards. They started pretty straightforward:

But he became well known enough locally that he started doing this:

And finally, devolved into this:

If you wanted a modern TJ Eckleburg you COULD NOT DO BETTER than this man's fucking Dreamworks Eyebrow

terramythos

sorry im never going to be over the fact that ffxiv dragons are space aliens it's the funniest way anyone has handled dragons in a fantasy setting

terramythos

space aliens ☝️ whose planet was destroyed by space alien robots. It must be said

terramythos

only survived because one (1) guy went. hey guys this space robot shit is stupid they're gonna kick our ass. i'm leaving with exactly 7 of my eggs BYE. then just raw dog flew through space until he found a planet

shipperwolf1

then he met God and she was like "hey wanna live on my special planet and raise your kids here? In exchange for protecting it from [redacted]?"

And he was all "fuck yeah, thanks God"

And that's how ffxiv got dragons

karmicrespite

Have to add this meme. First expansion btw:

aurumnexus

I like my men incomprehensibly old and depressed.

laurenisuhhh

directactionforhope

Not only is having intergenerational friendships literally not creepy, imho it's actually essential. You NEED friends who are older to do things like help you when there's a problem with your taxes, and give you job advice, and relationship advice, and especially if you are part of a marginalized group, and especially if you're part of a marginalized group and don't have contact with a ton of other members of it, you need older friends to show you that there IS a future for you, for people like you, and what it looks like, and the way it doesn't even have to involve turning into your parents

oolong-tea-leaves

There are a couple of slightly younger adults (early 20s) in my table top group. I'm not much older (27) but one of them recently said they were very happy to have friends in an aspirational age range. They saw me and my wife making it in this bitch of a society and were encouraged that they could do the same in a few years time.

It was very humbling and also terrifying.

segamascott

lukalutra

oolong-tea-leaves

oh no, you cant combine my obsessions like this... this is illegal

shardanic

VIP Commish: Elunara (pt 4) for

@hangoutwithcats.bsky.social

technorot

me:

yorgen-sh

daughter-of-sapph0

lamignonette

teaboot

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

teaboot

Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability

miseria-fortes-viros

tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful

teaboot

Love and peace on planet earth

the-dastardly-deadhead

Nef Anyo holding a gun to Nokko: tell me the name of the void you fungal piece of shit

Nokko: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

NEF Anyo, cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU