Not even remotely SFW

A place for my porn draws. Fanart, commissions, monster girls, OCs, and more! PM me for commission pricing (At least until I get a post up) I will draw absolutely anything for your money. Also this blog is totes NSFW. (duh)

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[fagraklett]

Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L.

[jeremyyyallan]

get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you

[pilgrim-soulinyou]

NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well. In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army. Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done. “But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!” Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China. So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness. 

[daysofstorm]

Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0

[shapeshifting-cryptid]

This is one of the best things I have ever read.

[delirious-comfort]

@a-e-radley this is that thing i was telling you about not too long ago

[identity-of-design]

Paper craft specialist Haruki Kawaguchi can turn any commercial package into art.

[micaxiii]

time to ship the Pringles man with himself

[roskii]

NO

[scootsenshi]

Jojo’s bizarre chip-venture

[gahdamnpunk]

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

[smallswingshoes]

Spite goals

[lyinginbedmon]

Her name is Letitia Chai, she is Korean, and her presentation was “Acting in Public: Performance in Everyday Life”.

Her demonstration drew two dozen supporters. She was wearing a modest shirt and some cut-off shorts (which we can’t see in the images here because they’re mostly hidden by her laptop, exacerbating the need for retort against her professor’s disagreement with them). When her professor also asked what Chai’s mother would think of her attire, she informed him that she’s a gender and sexuality professor.

[verminviscount]

Letitia Chai: Chaotic good

[candiikismet]

^^^^^

[horrorshow-sidesplitter]

@drea.alexa

[kairunoburogu]

more feet ofc

[superfreechaos-deactivated20230]

Mariah Mallad❤❤😍

[thebutchriarchy-deactivated2019]

Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

[gayawkwardmexicanman-deactivate]

[indexcard]

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

[existentialterror]

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

[rcktpwr]

just HOW high do you even have to BE just to DO something like this………

[pencil-rebagels]

[goblins-worst-nightmare]

[android1000]

yea mood

[notreezy]

Yall freaky freaky out here, huh

[ripndipcl]

[shitmygaywifesays]

Shit my wife has said while playing Skyrim

Everything is dragons. Shit.

I’m sorry, I needed a tusk to impress a girl. And on the list of the top three things I’ve done to impress girls, that’s like the least embarrassing.

(Brutally kills a wolf) FEMINISM!

Boy Howdy, look at this ancient circle. It’s where they used to have… uh. Lemonade stands.

(To Uthgred the Unbroken) Holy shit woman, kiss me in the river. It’s romantic, right? There’s the moon, we’re up to our wieners in water. We’re talking about Todd Howard, which gets every woman hot.

Who are you? Are you a very offensive allegory for the Romani people?

We’ll settle down, adopt that orphan child and raise her to be her own punchy lesbian.

(Sing-songing) shot ‘im in the dick, shot ‘im in the dick, shot ‘im in the dick

If my Uncle Tim right now was raising mammoths for mammoth cheese? That’d be fucking rad. A hell of a lot better than the meth he used to do.

I’m already having a weird day. I just killed a bunch of vegans in that tower and I’m feeling really bad about it.

I don’t have time for this shit. I gotta go up this big goddamn mountain. Another one. Goddamn Nords living on their Goddamn Rocks. Get. On. Our. Level.

(In a fake British accent) I’ve got the buffest legs in all the realm, m’lord!

(Staring at a tower on a rock in the middle of a lake) I swear on my niblets, if that’s the fucking place I have to go, I’m killing every last person in this Chili’s tonight.

[carnemancy]

doodles :0~

[catchymemes]

[topherchris]

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