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yall want an adaptation of symphony of the night, but yall want maria to get possessed, yall do not like ayami kojima’s designs, yall can’t handle richter being a little annoying, yall can’t handle alucard being nerfed, yall cant let go of trevor and sypha-

#My issue is the show isn’t written well and it had to follow up the masterpiece of the original series.#Half the show is unnecessary hypebeasting and aurafarming for fights i do not care about

someone tell me how to end up on the cool funny haha side of tumblr where silly meaningless conversations happen and you see people say wildly out of pocket shit because I need that in a biblical sense

#sillyposting #i need it

Idolatry

I am standing

Crooked at the neck

Bent by the clouds that pass at blistering speed

Blinking messages lost in thunderstorms

And when you look at me, atop my porcelain pedestal

Crooked at the hips

Do you see how close you are?

Will you be surprised to see that I am ivory sticking through clay when you reach the summit?

Crooked in the knees

Disappointment must surely spill over your lips with the sight

Broken and busted as I am

Where I was once the gleaming idol atop the hill, I am now across the mountain range.

#poetry #theatre #literature

I have been writing a character for a Monster of The Week campaign and I am absolutely obsessed with him. He’s a silly little law student who after a devastating breakup accidentally manifested a ghost wife that he solves paranormal crimes with, but since part of the gimmick of the ttrpg we’re playing is that everyone needs to have an overarching story tied to whatever class they are, his being the pararomantic’s fate to break up with the supernatural lover for some reason, I decided to make it as evil and tragic as possible.

So to solve crimes his wife grants him a magic 12 slot revolver and arcane bullets, and so I decided that her secret prerogative is that in order to truly be with him, he must die, so eventually it would come to light that each bullet he fires has been a month off his lifespan, bringing a horrible fate a year closer every time he reloads.

I have genuinely written too many frantic notes and dialogues and twists about their story for a ttrpg character, it’s truly unhinged how attached I get to my characters in these games, does anyone else ever get wayyyyy too into a character?

#dnd character #monster of the week #pararomantic #writing #storytelling #dungeons and dragons #my skrunkly

So I have been doing this thing, where I capture spiders and put them in this huge alien bottle, for reasons that require far too much context. But I have just realized that due to the shape and slipperiness of this bottle I am straight up dumping these fuckers straight into an oubliette directly out of a French castle’s torture chambers. I have directly become an evil tyrannical spider villain.

They have been having a battle royale down there. I am a horrible person.

#why why why #tw spiders #evil behaviour

demi-pixellated

Warden of Light

#Do I want him or want to be him

joshua-beeking

I had to draw something worthy to celebrate the Final Fantasy's serie first canon gay couple! FF16 was an absolute delight!

Here's Dion Lesage and Terence!

#my skrunkly #bahamut boy brings me so much joy

craftydyke

#this is soma cruz when the skeleton appears

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

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no fucking way

espresshadow

#Markiplier boob unreduction would shatter the onlyfans servers again

Dear god, its here, the anniversary of the tune maker, may your days be blessed

#neil the banger of tunes #april 13th #it is here

shoukohime

chainsaw man gave me women who are gross, women who are sinister and calculating, women who are lesbians, women who are badass, women who are not reduced to be the love interest and have their own emotional value (!), women who are monster fuckers, women who are useless on the first glance but hold the entire knowledge of the universe, women who are so sad and, most importantly, women who are losers. and I think that's pretty cool

#wife material

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The most interesting and smart thing about chainsaw man part 1 (TO ME) is that Denji believes women are purer and better than men. Hes abused and controlled by men in his childhood and has literally never had an adult male figure in his life care for him or his needs, and it makes him think men are evil. he doesn't like hanging out with guys, he doesn't want to be touched by guys, he subconsciously distrusts them all. Conversely, Denji trusts women implicitly. Every woman who walks into his life he allows in with little resistance, Himeno was not a safe person for Denji but he had absolutely no clue that she could hurt him, nor would he even consider that she could hurt him with sex. Because sex with a woman is what Denji thinks will make his life right, what he thinks can fill the emptiness. Power attacked Denji, Reze attacked Denji, Himeno tried to kill him and he still let her closer to him than anyone had ever been before. Makima most of all, even when Denji wondered if she was a good person, even when she began to take his happiness away, Denji allowed Makima close to him. This isn't to say Denji is to blame, like i said, hes wrongfully come to the conclusion that men are evil and women are good. Even when he figures out the women around him aren't exactly what he was hoping for, he continues to trust women and distrust men.

See: callous and dismissive towards Yoshida, then instantly accepting Asa's proposal.

This to me is so interesting, its a really well thought out aspect of Denji's character. It honestly does subvert a fair amount of story telling tropes. These women are just as evil and manipulative as these men, and that is fairly realistic. Women are not paragons of kindness and motherly affection, they are just as violent and cruel as any human has the capability of being.

#its almost like its a story with good writing crazy i know