I'm not short, ok! @oos-yer-dad - Tumblr Blog

I post so much about SFTH that I decided it was time to make it a side blog. Hi, its me from @blueest-owl.

#pinned intro

ola-na-tungee

I have no words

countesspetofi

scrimbum

these men are in their 30s, almost 40 btw

scrimbum

THEY'RE SO BUG SIZED

murderous-beetroot

*hands you a cup of tea. Or shampoo. Or any liquid of your choice.* You know, I like that so many people here have one of the boys as their PFP. It's fun! But when I see multiple blogs with the same sfth member as their pic, I get so confused sometimes lmao

*puts an ice cube in my cup because it's so damn hot at the moment* Like, example. Sometimes I see my lovely moots @weedletum and @reginald-fillibus interacting and my brain breaks for a minute. Like how can there be two toms??? What?? Why are there two of him?? Mitosis?? miTOMsis? MAYOtosis??

*Takes a sip of my cup (it's got beetroot juice in it. #canibalism)* If that makes sense.

#This is all ment very lighthearted and is to be read with a tone of sillyness and and appreciation #I love you all #Please continue using these creatures as pfps and Do Not ever stop :)