eh okay telling tou some cool facts about all the plantes (there are more these are just off the top of my head)
mercury : smallest (?) excluding pluto, not the hottest, shrinking because the core is cooling down causing scars on the surface, no protection so lots of meteors on it 😢
venus : tilted 173 degrees on axis so the sun rises the opposite way, its very hot and smells like rotten eggs because of so2, almost the same size as the earth, brightest planet
earth: figure this one out buddy
mars : we deteced trace amounts of water, had the largest mountain (olympus mons), two moons named after the god mars' sons, has canyons running through it, has a little rover called curiosity that sang happy birthday to itself all alone on august 5th
jupiter : the biggest planet, storms constantly happening, it was almost a star, moon called ganymede is larger than mercury and named after the god of gay sex and zeus' wine bearer, shields us from asteroids
saturn : its rings are made up of some moons that got pulled apart by gravity, it has liquid lakes of methane, it has shepard moons that keep the dust from rings together with gravity
uranus : funny name, it has invisible rings, it is the coldest planet, tilted 98 degrees on its axis, all the moons are named after shakespeare characters, its magnetic poles are at a 60 degree angle to the physical ones, rains diamonds
neptune : hblue cause of methane, 14 moons and its really cold. oh and it has 5 rings and one orbit is 165 years
pluto : excluded as a planet beacsue of the inability to clear the debris around it due to lack of gravitational strength in 2010 i believe ???, it has a heartshaped glacier on it
