[just-shower-thoughts]

Blind people are the only people on earth that can date purely based on personality.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Many people crave variety at lunch and dinner, but are content to have the same breakfast, daily.

[wtf-fun-factss]

According to the CIA’s 2013 data, the United States has 13,513 airports (recognizable from the air), which is more than the next 10 countries combined. – WTF Fun Facts

Source: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2053rank.html

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your face is always extra itchy when you’re not supposed to touch it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The modern sedentary lifestyle combined with modern advancements in medical care has created a world where people are generally less healthy but live longer.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Society loves revenge movies but condemns vengeful people.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Great Depression would have been a thousand times more depressing if they had social media.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Becoming an expert is having fewer and fewer people to ask when you don’t know something about the field.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The ability to cry when we want food is seemingly written into our genetic code from birth, which could explain why people get irritated and demotivated so easily on an empty stomach.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The “Single Mom” stereotype exists in the dating world only because women are so disproportionately taking custody of children.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Essential employee is a weird way of saying expendable employee.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You don’t really realize how important your sense of touch is until you have to do anything with a pair of gloves on.

[quotebook-in]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “I’m sorry daddy; I’ve been very naughty” are simultaneously saying very similar and very different things.

[angelrinisadork]

Pro tip for writers: This is what people mean when they say “sure they’re synonyms but it still dramatically changes the entire meaning of a sentence.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[quotebook-in]

[themindmovement]

As we grow older, our brains get worn out. Obviously, you can see it. Right? Haven’t you noticed in yourself, as you get older your capacity to think clearly, to be aware, to attend, the sharpness has gone. So one of the problems, if you go into it, is, is it possible to keep the brain young? You understand? Not get old, worn out. Are you following all this? Ask yourself: is it possible for a brain not to get damaged, first – through drink, alcohol, you know, smoking, you know all that is going on with your lives, to not have friction, because that wears it out. To resolve a psychological problem immediately, to not let it go over to the next day. This constant movement of a psychological problem, or even mathematical or any other problem, this constant usage – you understand? – wears the brain out. We won’t go into the question of what the brain is, because it is very interesting. I am not a brain specialist but I have talked and enquired into a great deal in myself and also talked to others who are specialists.

So we are asking, can the brain from the moment it is born until it dies be totally fresh, young, undamaged, unhurt? And it is possible only when every issue is resolved instantly. You understand this? You understand what I am… Every issue: your sexual problems, your anxiety, your guilt, your inhibitions, your this or that, end it, every day – you understand? – not by going to a specialist to make you end it – they don’t end it because they themselves are blind. Right? It is like a confused person helping others to be unconfused. It’s a lovely game you are all playing! So we are saying something, which is, death and living are very close, they are not fifty years ahead, but together. You understand? Live with death, that is the ending of everything that you hold psychologically dear, or every problem that you have, psychologically. Then you will see your mind has a totally different quality, there is a totally different dimension, which is the dimension of truth, it is not your personal, but it is absolute truth.

Jiddu Krishnamurti