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20s

[bonebais]

this is a drawing about how i love my cat

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[catcrumb]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Collecting friends with specific hobbies and special interests and being like "Heh... I Know A Guy" so I sound like someone in a heist movie instead of having like, "friend who likes horror novels" or whatever

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sometimes if they're out of state or out of the country I'll throw that in too like I'm an INTERNATIONAL heist organizer. "[Jason Statham voice] Yeah I have a contact who might be able to tell you where to watch Tetsuo: The Iron Man. She's based out of Toronto, I'll see what I can do, she may be in the middle of a different job"

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[rolex-kaard]

(coughing violently) they laced the damn story . with character

[detrout]

it's cause you always on that motherfucking Character

[mismedleym]

recollections

[horreurscopes]

hey. heard the news about the guys that broke into the louvre and stole a bunch of gems in broad daylight. macron said it's cherished history... made me think about the history we have and how i should've cherished it. sorry i broke into your life and stole your crown when i should've been guarding my broad like a priceless treasure...

[tangerineseed]

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[greatestlittlegiant]

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[greatestlittlegiant]

song of the summer!!

[bettedavisgf]

this is frying me so bad

[senatortedcruz]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

bringing yet another culinary horror from the russian internet here

3_rublya, well, i wanted to bake a duck for New Year. Just before the New Year’s Eve it suddenly turned out that there are no whole ducks in the store, just the parts. I made the strategic decision to buy a bunch of duck parts and cook them. At home, I got upset that I won’t have a whole duck, and I tried to restore the duck from breasts and legs by sewing them together. At this point it turned out that each tray I bought had not two but three legs, so overall there were six, five of which were left ones. While I was sewing the duck together, I stained it with the food dye my sister spilled while making pryaniks (the pryaniks were good, by the way), and the duck started looking like it has gone moldy or expired. I couldn’t stand for this injustice and entirely covered it with dye to hide the stains. And then I also shoved some celery and oranges up its ass, just because I could.

Written by zapivaet i zaedaet, today at 15.28

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

me greeting everyone with all the joy i can muster

[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

[anxeious]

27 year old coming of age story