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Today I proclaim myself as the Carrie Bradshaw of Brooklyn

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Yeah at the end of the day having a boyfriend ain’t gonna work because how I do I explain to him that I kinda need to flirt with other men because they do extra things for me like god forbid I want to make my life easier

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Never tell a guy what youre into I feel like I’m in the movie the piano teacher 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Need to stop making guys say they love me when I’m high

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Hachimaxxing by messing with multiple guys and fucking over all of them 💔

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I drunkenly Made a guy tell me he loves me last night

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I’m gonna start thinking about men the way men think about women. All dudes who are not my type do not deserve basic human decency and should maybe kts

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I think I was autistic when I was little

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Guys who watch nana can say they hate takumi as much as they want that doesn’t stop you from literally being takumi in the flesh buddy

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The day I start talking to a guy who’s local train is the G or L train is the day you guys need to shoot and kill me

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Starting a talking stage has the same every as coming down with an illness

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People really don’t be playing the saxophone in dark alleyways like they used to anymore

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I wish I was a dog getting fed deli meat

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There is something so unique and off putting about girls born in February I just can’t put my finger on it

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Ever since I was little I think I knew that other girls had something inside them that I didn’t have

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When I get my own apartment my friends are so allowed to barge into my apartment unannounced like a sitcom