The Perfect Contradiction

DC/MD 21 years old.

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

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[doctorproctorr]

Can’t Risk it

[abneigungen-deactivated20160903]

[socialuser2020]

[molothoo]

I accept it

[blogkyrajuniverse]

♠️Blacked♠️

♠️Black Owned♠️

[physicalnecessityvibes]

Nobody:

Me: Baby gut do doo dahdoo doooo doo

[openmindedcrab]

Beautiful

[physicalnecessityvibes]

Nobody:

Me: Baby gut do doo dahdoo doooo doo

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[phontsforevs]

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

[crystalwestbrooks]

[juicy-cloture]

It’s me yung honey mustard

[juicy-cloture]

Lemme spit in yo mouth

[folktaylor]

u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before which is Fucked Up.

[queen-haiz]

or when they’re like “i know i talk too much, just tell me to shut up when u get tired” n they say it as a joke but u can see that they’re uncomfortable, n i get so sad n i wanna fight whoever made them feel like they’re not worth of being heard.

[trashnthevoid]

….i do both these things…..

[yuujislaugh]

^^

[lucid-dancing]

Also, excusing your nerdiness before you start to geek about something…I know I do all these things but honestly love hearing people talk about the things they like/know a lot about

[jehovahhthickness]

Are y’all ready for this?????

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[paypigbi]

Giving money away

Hey everyone, I’m giving a thousand away again, I’ll pick a random reblog, i really don’t want this money, it doesn’t make me happy and I’m hoping it’ll make someone else happy

Share the love and I’ll share my money

[bodeinebraaazy-deactivated20181]

bihhhhh 😂

[bogleech]

flower urchins are such fanciful magical looking animals and the most whimsical part of all has to be the part where if you touch those pretty little cups you die horribly

[bogleech]

Really though what fucker even programmed the ocean

Rarely attacks in open water unless provoked, more interested in other NPC creatures

No interest in attacking player character, rarely even encountered

Zero combat capability

Befriendable

Befriendable

ONE HIT PERMADEATH

[evolution-incarnate]

the ocean meta was not designed with the terrestrial players in mind 

[equalistmako]

Azula had the most Big Dick Energy in all of A:TLA and nothing any of you jerks say will convince me otherwise

[msauset]

Me and Silken

[kradify]

[saguaroslut]

Usually don’t reblog condoms but hell yeah props to whoever came up with these

[geekasaur]

“usually don’t reblog condoms”