gay rights

[butchniqabi]

i have a semi-funny story? fact? occurrence? about happy holidays vs merry christmas. i have a few speech impediments but the most obvious ones are R lisps (cant pronounce Rs) and S lisps (cant pronounce Ss). so when the holiday season comes around, naturally, i say 'happy holidays' since there are no Rs and a single S which i can say fast enough that not many people notice. whenever i say happy holidays at work and someone gets all pissy about it, i pause everything im doing and say merry christmas and, of course, it does not sound at all how its supposed to. so i go 'wait hold on, lemme try again' and i will make them wait a full minute+ as i try to garble out a phrase. it gets even more funny (for me) when my stutter kicks in and it takes me 10 seconds to even START the word 'merry.' and its like, what are they gonna say? 'stop trying to say the thing i WANTED you to say?''nvm just say happy holidays?' they think if they comment on it, it'll make me feel bad, so theyre trapped until i decide they've learned their lesson. ive been doing this for the past 3 years at multiple jobs and i have no intention of stopping.

can we kiss???

[millipedia-deactivated20230115]

babygirl i will subject you to my interests

[vulgarette]

girls be in their bedrooms. spiraling and what not

[beanerbrujx]

Y'all really need to stop acting like nonbinary is a magical third gender that gay men and lesbians cannot be attracted to without switching their sexuality label

There are nonbinary gays, there are nonbinary lesbians, saying those sexualities immediately exclude nonbinary ppl is to spit in the face of the nonbinary members of those communities

[romcommunist]

front facing camera be like: heres you (derogatory)

[unclefather]

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

[typhlonectes]

[cipheramnesia]

shared bad social skills can be a love language

[a-christmas-fruitcake]

Rachmaninoff was also 6'6 so please imagine a tall, imposing figure looming in front of your house holding a big jar of honey in the dead of night

[baebly]

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you 

[vnusplanetoflove]

tumblr mutuals (homoerotic)

[just-cat-memes]

me flirting: I hate a lot of people but I don’t hate you

[goldpixy-deactivated20230510]

[whispersoflove]

Imagine having someone to lay down with all the time and be able to tell your feelings and them listening and making you feel better without judging. Cuddling them every night, reading old poetry while sharing a cup of homemade tea on a rainy with only a little light from a lit candle that smells like dewey flowers

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

Are you straight?

don’t insult me

[savage-feels]

Plans?

Bed, lights off, songs

[ffragilee-deactivated20210524]

a relationship where you can both act like idiots together>>>

[alittleheartandruh]

One of the nicest things you can do for someone is listen to them when they speak to you, with no other intention than to just listen.

[stimman4000]

“but there’s no reason for this character to be gay” do u think irl gay people are gay to advance a plot dude