this is not an aesthetic blog

pls dont read my bio you'll just embarrass me

[existential-celestial]

Mary Oliver, from “August,” in featured in Poetry (August 1993)

[existential-celestial]

Sorrowing Old Man (At Eternity’s Gate)

Vincent Van Gogh

Oil on Canvas, 1890

[jessaerys]

the only six actors in hollywood are anya taylor joy, emma stone, timmy chalamet, jacob elordi, zendaya and robert pattinson. then they ran out

[stay-the-knight]

[apricops]

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

[larkandkatydid]

New local scandal is an old woman who will walk down to her mailbox in her robe, then, when no cars are driving by, lay down next to her mailbox as if she’s fallen or been hit by a car. Tourists will stop, help her up, and walk her to her house. Then, after they leave, she’ll repeat this until she’s bored with it.

Her neighbors have called the cops a bunch but have been told that it’s not illegal to fake being an old lady in peril so soft-hearted tourists or newcomers are nice to you. One of the neighbors sometimes yells “oh, get up, Lois!” at her. But overall local sentiment is that this is at least somewhat enviable levels of not giving a fuck.

[dilffussy]

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

[dilffussy]

[chimaerakitten]

It’s wild how pan bundles can get away with calling something a “5-piece set” when two of the “pieces” are lids. Motherfucker that’s a three piece set. Stop lying.

[dogpuppy]

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

[ofchaosgoddess]

why am I on my phone and not at my loom!?

[vedurnan-archive]

BTW, you remember the old “longhouse is perfectly constructed” post? I know it might seem embarrassing, but since making that post, my longhouse has been abandoned and ruined. It’s been 500 years since I made the post. These days instead of living in a longhouse, I walk around. Actually good for my ass muscle!

[vedurnan-archive]

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

[vedurnan-archive]

[wordfather]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Will honor who now?

[fulminata2]

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.  

[auckie]

Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat

[plasmalogical]

signal boost

[friends-fam-fiends-hellothere]

This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!

[reading-by-the-pale-moonlight]

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

[antiobjecttaskforce]

THEYRE LYING JUMP AT YOUR OPPONENT JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE BACK FOOT FORWARD AND LEAP AT THEM!!

send them to HELL!!!

[galaxywarp]