Only 1890s Kids Will Remember This.

Torre. 26. Artist. Writer. Failed mortician. INFJ. Great Comet and Phantom of the Opera trash. Back and better than ever, baby.

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sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

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returning to my roots cause TikTok is dead lololol. are any of my old friends still in here? 🥺👉👈

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She🩷

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well i’ve done it people, i’ve returned from the grave 6 years later.

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ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrman

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easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus

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an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died

jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools

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an apostle: we thought you were dead!

jesus, about to invent april fools: oh, you haven’t heard?

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reasons to love anna paquin: she gets bifurious on larry king’s ass

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id just like to point out that the wild west actually had very restrictive gun laws, pardner

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Also uhhh Cali doesn’t have a ban on guns hdhdhdhd what a mess of a comic

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those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

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monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

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monkey brain: this hurts my mouth. i shouldn’t eat this.

human brain: G H O S T P E P P E R

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This is the Guillermo Del Toro of Dreams Come True.

Reblog so all your dreams become a reality.

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it was ineffective 

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You know when girls wear fishnets under shorts or ripped jeans… that’s some Good Shit™

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Pretty edgy. Also 3 outh of 4 times a hoe

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actually men aren’t allowed to talk about women so jot that down

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juggalo-i-guess, you are not a Juggalo. You are a racist, misogynistic, cartoon child porn loving pedophile troll. All things ICP has rapped about hating and has made it very clear they are against. Change your URL you stupid fuck. Sincerely, an actual fucking Juggalo.

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OH SHIT

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the calm before the storm

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this caption has no business being that funny

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