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It seemed like a good idea at 4am. Anyways, hereâs a quick fantasy insult table for when you donât have a witty line prepared. The âSon of aâ tables are based off of Shakespearean insults.
Tag your weird combos? I have no clue what else to use this for.
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D&D 5e: Coup-de-Grace Variants
image credit: Dave Allsop
In fifth edition D&D, coup-de-grace attempts are not as clearly defined as they were in previous editions. But essentially, any attack against an unconscious or helpless defender is an automatic critical hit. Now, this is all well and dandy, but a lot of the time (with the exception of the rogue) this will never kill a person outright as you might expect. And in stealth-based adventures, this can make or break the progress of the players. So here I am going to introduce some ideas for different ways to handle stabbing some guy in the neck while they sleep.
50%-100% Damage
When you make an attack that qualifies as an automatic critical hit, roll a regular attack roll. If you hit the targetâs AC (minus DEX modifier), the creature takes damage equal to 100% of its HP. If you do not hit the targetâs AC, the creature instead takes damage equal to 50% of its HP. The reason it is worded like this is in case the creature has any sorts of resistances to the damage it can be applied to this damage. The 50% damage result is essentially a botched execution attempt where the creature becomes âbloodiedâ but not dead.
Deadly Crit
When you make an attack that qualifies as an automatic critical hit, you triple the damage dice instead of doubling them. I might have pushed for quadrupling to make this especially deadly but rogues might get WAY out of hand. I might even venture to triple damage like this in regular combat like if you have advantage and you roll double 20s or if you do âexplodingâ crits (when you roll a 20, you roll again and repeat the process). It would be a rare occurrence but feel really special when it happens.
Wounding Strike
When you make an attack that qualifies as an automatic critical hit, you give the creature some type of wound in addition to the normal damage. This way, even if they get out of the encounter alive, they are still punished for surviving. The wound could even make it difficult to escape from their would-be executioner. Such wounds could include halving their movement speed, disabling an arm giving them disadvantage on their attacks, applying 1d3 levels of exhaustion, reducing the creatureâs STR, DEX, or CON by 1d6, or causing them to bleed for 1d4 damage each round until they succeed at a DC 15 Medicine check or receive magical healing. The DM can decide which wound idea they like best or choose one most fitting to the assassination attempt.
Silent Surprise
If the main thing that bothers you about coup-de-grace rules if that it makes it hard for players to silently kill a victim despite taking plenty of precautions, use this idea. Creatures that are surprised cannot speak or make noise during the surprise round. Some people may already use this without realizing it, but the rules donât explicitly say that a creature cannot speak during a surprise round, alerting everyone nearby to the PCsâ presence. It just says that they canât take actions/bonus actions/reactions. So use this to make it easier to cut down one enemy at a time from the shadows without changing the coup-de-grace rules.
Death Saving Throws
When you make an attack that qualifies as an automatic critical hit, the creature dies but also starts making death saving throws as if a dying player character would. Typically, when monsters reach 0 hp, they just die. With this, the creature still has a chance to live if they are treated quickly, and players can stick around to finish them off if they need to.
When performing these more-deadly coup-de-grace execution variants, keep in mind that bigger creatures, creatures with unusual anatomy, or creatures with natural armor like a dragonâs scales or a giantâs thick skin should be treated with regular coup-de-grace rules. While execution another humanoid about your size should be relatively easy, anything else is going to be understandably more difficult.
Alternatively, you could:
Automatically score a critical hit. Roll damage dice as normal. Target makes a CON saving throw VS 8 + Damage done. If the target fails, it dies. Example:
The tiefling rogue attempts to slit the unaware guardâs throat. He puts his hand over his mouth and glides his dagger across the skin. (Automatic Critical). He rolls 4d6 for a total of 12 damage. The guard then must roll a CON save of 8 + 12 = 20 or else die.
Just whipped up this random prophecy/vision generator. Thereâs about a million things you can change/add to this list (like substitute âbirdsâ for âhagsâ) or change âwolfâ to âwinter wolfâ or even âworgâ but really itâs just meant to inspire you. Maybe your next character can show up to the party with terrible visions of the dragon who devoured its young from the altar!Â
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My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism.Â
This is by far my favorite video on the internet.
Dungeon Master Essentials
I decided to make a list of DM stuff that I personally use or think are important to know when it comes to being a DM. So hereâs my list:
Medieval Fantasy City Generator: This generator is now my LIFE. It generates incredibly complex cities with good customization. (Thanks to plantkat for sharing this site in their post here)
Naming Your Towns/Cities:Â Now that youâve made your city, time to name it and give it some character! This post contains lots of great information.
Index Cards Rule: Fuckyeahdnd shared a SUPER convenient way of keeping track of turns and HP in combat. I use this system now for every single session I run.
Tricks & Traps: I am AWFUL at coming up with good Dungeon traps and challenges, this PDF includes some incredible ideas. The original poster, Courtney C. Campbell also runs a blog where they share tons of great stuff. (Thanks to we-are-rogue for sharing the PDF in their post here)
Playing Different Types of Characters: Writeinspiration has a masterpost on how to write/play lots of different types of characters.
Unique NPC Jobs: Lauraharrisbooks wrote a list of different Fantasy Jobs which can help populate your world with some unique characters! Another similar post by Thewritershandbook also covers Common Occupations in the Middle Ages.Â
Developing Characters by Threes:Â Monticusrexâs method of creating characters help you really flesh out who they are. Useful for Players and DMâs.
Troublesome Players? Speak Up: Dicebound brings up an incredibly great point. If someone is being a jerk, speak up and call them out. This is especially important and relevant now to crush awful behavior before it even has a chance to show itâs ugly face.
List of D&D Resources: And finally, pretty much anything you might need for D&D. (Character stuff, spells, online communities/ways to play, etc..) A lot of people contributed to this post but thank you Mushroomancy for posting the original list.
Donjon: And finally, this site is a great resource for looking up Spells and Monsters along with tons of other generators. Not every single Spell or Monster is on here, but most are listed.
(I tried to give credit to the original posters or the actual URL for websites, unless those sites or URLs were no longer active)
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@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?
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Do Darth Maul next!
This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.
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Yoda gotta be raisin bread.
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do grand moff tarkin.
The last one got me.
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Shout-out to this Parasaurolophus Jedi who tried to end the Clone Wars by himself, despite not being able to deflect three (3) consecutive blaster bolts.
seeing gifs of the prequels is so funny because this looks like a ps2 cutsceneÂ
dungeons and dragons
expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc
reality: Itâs Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms
The Gang Fucks Up The DMâs Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue
The dm was somehow convinced the party needs two bear cubs as pets after killing their mother
Beneath the Waves - Character/Creature Design by Taran Fiddler
Especially, naturally, the shark. But fish in general.
Magic Clutter and Curios
Wizard bric-a-brac is the best.Â
A spinning top that stands when itâs still and falls when it spins.
A coat with many pockets whose contents perpetually swap places.
Two marbles which revolve around one another.
A glass orb filled with boiling water.Â
A tiny mechanical person who turns to face the nearest person it can detect.
A whistle whose sound is delayed by one full day after it is blown.
A ring which will not lay flat, but rather stands on its edge.
A whistle which bleats like a goat.
Horseshoes that change size whenever they are not being observed.Â
A wooden ball which floats wherever it is put
Two spoons whose temperatures are switched: if one it held over a flame, the other gets hot
A knotted rope which can allegedly be used as a map to the universe. Itâs possible that itâs just rope.
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Hey so me and one of my players were having a conversation. He plays a paladin and currently has the voice of the evil god they're fighting in his head after a long series of events. We both wanted to know what would happen if a paladin suddenly stopped fighting for the gods? Not a fallen paladin or whatever, he would still be a good aligned character. But mechanically what would you do? Would he revert to a fighter?
Technically, a paladin doesnât have to fight for a deity. Paladins fight and live according to their âoathâ which never says they must be pious. Â If a custom oath describe explicitly that they must worship a deity, then ceasing worship of that deity would mean they broke their oath. This also doesnât mean they must progress as an oathbreaker paladin, that is more if they reject their oath and choose evil. Instead, they simply canât progress as a paladin anymore and lose their paladin powers. The book says they can, at the DMâs discretion, adopt a new class or take the Oathbreaker option. So you would literally change their class. I would definitely choose something close to the paladinâs martial abilities, like a fighter, ranger, barbarian, or monk. You could always make arguments for other classes, however. Do not change their ability scores or skill proficiencies. If you want, you could cause them to lose a level or take an XP hit since they are sort of making a whole new character and the trauma of losing their powers might weaken them.
