Questionable at Best

I've come to realize that I just sh!tpost. (Sorry) if the need to refer to me by user calls, you can use Cas (she/her) thank you, and enjoy

[inyourwalls-approachingfast]

ramadan murabak

[robotpussy]

Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)

Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)

Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)

Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set

Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He's Ken's Buddy!)

(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)

Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)

[necrowyrm]

Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

[depsidase]

[girlwarlock]

[ghostowlattic]

[coastgods]

[best-of-memes]

[afrocentricheavymetalgoddess]

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

[mapsontheweb]

Most popular swear words by state in the US

[sugarmountainspring]

Finally some useful research being done

[isa-ghost]

From Illinois. Can confirm.

[zackisontumblr]

what is going on in idaho

[daily-cats]

Aww look at this beautiful kitty

[adamthegirl]

these were pictures of a sphynx cat, ffs. tumblr removed them because the bot detected skin. so dumb at times, this site.

[crtter]

[podcastwizard]

i was gonna make this like two weeks ago but forgot until tonight. anyway fight me about it i’m bored.

[sweetiejack]

You put Shan up to fucks right now. He would FUCK PING IN A GODAMN HEART BEAT.

[podcastwizard]

alright here’s the thing with li shang i almost put him up at the top but this man saw a pair of tits once and had a full on fit he definitely WANTS to fuck but he is so repressed he never could and that is his ultimate tragedy

[gaeilge-rules]

Found this far funnier than I should have

[siriusly-justreblogs]

someone please tell me if this is actually in accordance with how you spell irish stuff

[ailichi-deactivated20230730]

I appreciate your curiosity!! This is exactly how we’d Gaelicise English names.

The J in Jason becoming an S is based on the model of Seán being the Irish version of John, and of Séamus being the Irish version of James. Séason would be pronounced Shay-son.

T is pronounced very softly in Irish, and when it’s followed by an E, it becomes a CH sound. The EA diphtong in Tead is pronounced as ‘ah’. So Tead would be pronounced as Chad, exactly the same.

As above, the EA is pronounced ‘ah’ and the combination GH is silent in Irish, so Hearraigh would be pronounced as Harry is in English, despite the initially alarming length.

Darach is already an Irish name, meaning ‘like an oak,’ and it’s usually Anglicised as Dara or Darragh (pronounced identically to each other), so suggesting Dairech = Derek is just extra funny.

I don’t think I’ll actually be able to scrub Ailfiagh out of my mind. It sounds too Irish, to the point that it’s replaced Alfie as the default spelling for me.

In short, We Need to Talk about Caoimhín (Kwee-veen) is a genius.

[a-streamed-consciousness]

The Virgin latinize vs the tead gealicise

[morporkian-cryptid]

@whosayscrimedoesntpay

[brothfan1997]

[vruzzt]

Warden and Enderman >:)

Art by me ✨

Enderman 3d by @enderman-holding-things

[strawbebbypiee]

creeper and ender kitties!

[what-even-is-thiss]

You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

[forever-lynx]

?? they made the minions immortal???

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever

[what-even-is-thiss]

They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So these things have been alive since the dinosaurs and are basically minor spirits or gods that exist to serve the side of evil and during that whole time they remained grossly incompetent.

Does the universe in despicable me want evil to fail or win? Or are these stupid yellow sexless idiots meant to keep a balance of some kind? Because they do not seem to have a niche in any ecosystem that I know of so their origin must be divine somehow.

[dame-a-dozen-deactivated2023061]

since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.

[sammy-genderspikeidiot]

Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not god per se but… something.

[jackest-jack]

Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs

[what-even-is-thiss]

So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?

[crap-copper]

But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels

[official-lucifers-child]

please i don’t want to learn these things

[titlishu]

till death do us part.

[ Till Forever Falls Apart - Ashe, FINNEAS, The Hasanlu Lovers, Aayat (From 'Bajirao Mastani'), My Heart Is Buries in Venice - Ricky Montgomery, In Lieu of a Last Last Chance - Thomas Doyle, First Love / Late Spring, Mitski ]

[kai-kat]

It's time we stop asking who's the top or bottom and start asking who's the lady and who's the line without a hook

[groundhognights-deactivated2024]

Rereading Howls Moving Castle is so funny to me.

Sophie is so alone she starts to talk to things and later she channels her true self which has chronic unable to shut up disease so she just spouts out magic CONSTANTLY and induces everything around her with it.

There is a town full of people walking around with life altering magical hats. The chaos this could cause is immeasurable but nobody even knows. skdlakga

She picks a random stick from the site of the road and after half a day this thing becomes so powerful she is able to stop Howls Castle (which is powered by Calcifer canonically a powerful entity) in it's tracks by just saying stop. skflag

I mean can you imagine being calcifer just going about his day and suddenly a great force stops you and you are like wtf are we under attack?? is it the witch? or whoever howl is ghosting at that moment?? and in walks a not quite grandma who releases magic with every sentence like it's nothing wtf.

And if you take into account that a good whitch/magician is most likely abel to see/feel sophies magic (Afterall the witch of the waste awas able to notice the spell -or lack there off- in every hat in the hat shop.) Can you imagine how Howl must have felt living with Sophie? Everytime she opens her mouth -and like mentioned before, Sophie has a lot to say about many things- it must have felt like someone was throwing daggers around constantly EVERYWHERE. skdgfh

(And Howl is like yeah thats the girl of my dreams.)

I love this book so much. It brings me so much joy. (I'm not even at chapter 4)