BagelMan

I'm Andy. I do things 🏳️‍⚧️ (he/him)

[opossumwholovesbagels]

Hello there (Intro)

I post whatever I want whenever I want. I also make art, writing, and other creative stuff if I have motivation.

I also edit this post all the time to add and adjust things so sorry 🥺

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I go by Andrew or Andy. Either works.

On the autism spectrum, has severe anxiety, transmasculine, and bisexual with a preference for men. (mlm, t4t, t4c)

Might be a furry or a therian idk I just exist and animals are cool

A Philosophical Theist (I believe in God but not necessarily religion. Based on reasoning, science, the philosophy.)

Either Pantheist or Panentheist (God and the universe are one in the same OR we all exist within God and he transcends the universe)

An Ethical Naturalist (Moral values and facts are scientific and part of the natural world.)

Currently a minor (barely a minor but still), so you better watch it (≖ - ≖)

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I generally love stuff like:

Art

Animation

3D modeling

Horror (Uncanny, psychological, body, analog, liminal, cosmic, found footage, etc) - (I do NOT like slashers or "extreme horror.")

Unsloved mysteries

Urban legends

The morbid (to an extent)

Music (Generally indie, rock, grunge, or metal)

Zoology

Nature

Dinosaurs

Cinematography

Opossums (but I'm sure you can infer that)

Favorite Animals-

Opossums (duh)

Bats

Felines

Canines

Favorite Dinosaurs-

Velociraptor

Spinosaurus

Therizinosaurus

Favorite Foods-

Ramen

Sushi

Stuffed crust pizza with pepperoni, pineapple, spinach, and feta cheese 😋

Oven-baked mac n' cheese

Soft-boiled eggs

Poké bowls

Crab rangoon

White chocolate macadamia nut cookies

Favorite Drinks-

Water (I know, I know, boring)

Red Bull

Monster

Matcha flavored boba tea

Baja Blast

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I enjoy things too! Like:

Games -

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Halo

The Legend of Zelda

Minecraft

Phasmophobia

Subnautica

Poppy Playtime

Animal Crossing

Tomodachi Life

Undertale

Deltarune

Pokémon

Portal 1 and 2

Stardew Valley

My House.wad

Planet Zoo

Jurrasic World Evolution

Shows -

Stranger Things

The Amazing Digital Circus

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

The Mandela Catalogue

Gemini Home Entertainment

The Walten Files

Vita Carnis

Dr. Nowhere

Local 58

The Monument Mythos

Frieren: Beyond Journeys End

Yuri!!! On Ice

Smiling Friends

Spongebob

Steven Universe

Gravity Falls

Arcane

Supernatural

The Amazing World of Gumball

Books -

Wings of Fire

House of Leaves

Junji Ito

The SCP Foundation (?) (If that even counts)

(I need to read more books 🥲)

Music -

Sleep Token

Glass Animals

Starset

Tally Hall

Lemon Demon

Femtanyl

Alex G

Jack Stauber

BBNO$

Gorrilaz

Mother Mother

IDKHBTFM

Movies -

Godzilla

The Backrooms

Jurrasic Park/World

Wall-E

V for Vendetta

The Thing

Nope

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Isle of Dogs

Possibly in Michigan

Coraline

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Project Hail Mary

Bolt

(Okay, I'm sure you get it. I like a lot of things. I am very multi-fandom)

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I will not tolerate pedophiles, zoophiles, pro/darkshippers, homophobes, transphobes, racists, scammers, facists, and others of that nature being on my page and/or feed. DNI

I also do not want stuff like "older men <3" on my feed bc that makes me uncomfortable. DNI

(while I'm not really an "antishipper" I don't really like seeing people romanticizing harmful/toxic behavior. Just not really my cup of tea.)

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Chronic Eddie Munson yearner 😔 🦇

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Does this count as a boyblog? Guess we'll see ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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If you're curious, all my art has the tag "#bagelman art"

All writing has the tag "#bagelman writing"

All other posts that are not reblogs, art, or writing have the tag "#bagelman yaps"

I do not have commissions open. Unless you are a mutual of mine, do not message me about it. You're not gonna get anywhere.

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[forgechildofheph]

Get off my fucking blog if you can’t reblog this.

[stevethevehicon22]

Thank you.

[vanillabean5645]

Yes!!!!!!!! And if anyone does support this, Block my damn blog and never come near me

[mecha-mark-2]

This is mandatory.

[void-angel666]

yes

[cecil-crimson-official]

As a trans male grooming victim, I approve 👍

[axileishere]

EVERYONE needs to reblog this.

[isoldmysoultothefae]

FUCK YES

[jerdabigback]

YESSSS EVERYONE SHOULD BE SEEN

[mirrorballbutmadeoffoil]

YESS OF COURSEE

[weallfallupward]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY?!?! THIS SHIT SHOULD BE SEEN MORE????

[kandekanee]

stop overlooking male victims

[bbtwn]

justice and equality

[thememedaddy]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

also-

[ancient-string]

And also

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[rowanttree]

“I don’t know if I wanna be him or be with him” is the quintessential trans male experience

[angel-pd]

invasive / mildly weird questions ask game

900 followers special 🔥 fair warning this includes a few violent and suggestive / sexual questions

how many surgeries have you had? if any, what were they for?

do you like seeing people in pain?

do you like being in pain?

would you consider yourself an unethical or corrupted person?

how does your sickness (if any) affect you?

if you had to choose, would you rather be kicked in the stomach or kick someone else in the stomach?

do you enjoy negative attention? if so, what's your favorite kind? (bullying, arguing, demonization, etc)

top 5 favorite fanfic tags?

have you ever wanted to piss yourself out of anger?

what's something you cant get off without?

do you like to eat non-food items?

have you ever cheated on a lover? why?

do you enjoy being uncomfortable?

have you wanted to sleep with a celebrity? who?

worst intrusive thought youve had?

have you ever acted on your intrusive thoughts? which one(s)?

what's something you're ashamed of?

are you currently sexually interested in anyone?

what's the longest amount of time youve gone without showering?

do you sleep with your doors and / or windows unlocked?

are you manipulative?

would you kill somebody if given the chance?

are you a hateful person?

what's something an ex lover or friend did to you? (negative)

do you think you're the reason nobody likes you?

could you outrun someone if they were chasing you?

are you the type of person to step outside of your sexual comfort zone?

have you ever attempted suicide?

what's the worst thing you've ever said to someone?

do you enjoy making out with your friends? if not applicable, would you ever?

these questions suck but go wild ok bye

[opossumwholovesbagels]

Zero as of writing this

2. No

3. No

4. I would hope I'm not

5. It makes me deeply afraid

6. In most cases, I'd rather be the one kicked

7. I do not. Bad attention only hurts me

8. M/M, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Love

9. No?

10. Nothing. It terrifies me

11. Only the paper sticks of lollipops after I already finished the candy

12. Never had a lover. Besides, why would I cheat if I did?

13. No

14. No. Only fictional characters

15. Jumping out of a moving car on the highway

16. No, otherwise I'd probably be dead

17. Everything I am and made of

18. Eddie Munson

19. Probably a week

20. Absolutely not

21. I would like to think I'm not

22. Yes, though with hesitation as there's no way to tell if their death would make things better or worse. The pros must outweigh the cons

23. I would like to think I'm not

24. Say they're my friend but actually not care

25. Not everyone hates me, thankfully. Though if they do, it's probably because of something I did

26. No

27. No No No No

28. No, though I have thought about it during bad times in my life

29. That I wanted them to leave and never come back

30. Never kissed anybody, and wouldn't make out with my friends. Though, if allowed, I might give a kiss to their cheek, forehead, or hair

[duckieslament]

walten files ep1: the owner is bon

walten files ep2: jack is bon

walten files ep3: jack is for sure bon

walten files ep4: jack is bon theory found dead in a ditch and shot 47 times

walten files ep5: the political climate surrounding the fandoms is in shambles. people have somehow concluded jack is bon and not bon at the same time. i saw someone claim felix is bon. im bon. you’re bon. we’re all bon. bon is a state of being and mind. we’re beginning to deteriorate into deltarune levels of theorists

[dustybunnys]

canon event: bots with automated messages DMing you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ezlo-x]

guess who watched the new twf episodeee

[opossumwholovesbagels]

Sometimes I see a take/statement so stupid that I have to remind myself that, in fact, I should not say or call them the R-slur despite my frustration, as that is not cool and there are plenty of other words to substitute it if need be.

...It is tempting...But my decency will stand.

(This post was made in response to a Youtube comment I saw putting the Tate brothers in a positive light.)

[apocolypticvamp]

Everything is going to be okay😊😊🌷♥️ everything is going to work out😊😊♥️🌷 it’s not so bad😊🌷🌷

[itnerdboy]

[nancywheelesbian]

“I first met Eddie the day I moved into Forest Hills,” Max was saying, “I was panicking because I had an assignment to turn in and I’d woken up late. He offered me a ride, and asked me how fast I wanted him to drive. I told him to go as fast as he was comfortable with, and he just nodded, said ‘I have nothing to live for’ and then we broke the sound barrier”

“To be fair, you’d known me five minutes and your reaction to hearing that was to get in my car.”

[opossumwholovesbagels]

+ the battle of feeling like complete dirty scum and like I dehumanized somebody by calling them an "it", but it's pronouns are literally it/its so I've literally done nothing wrong 🥲

[my-autism-feeds-on-robins]

White queers, we need to unlearn our racism. No, trans women are not the black people of the trans community. Black trans people are the black people of the trans community. PLEASE. Unlearn your racism.

[ferguswoofz]

whats a boy got to do to be pampered around here