trisha paytax

transgender return to sender (she/her)

[opposumghost]

none pizza anarchist-left beef

[opposumghost]

it's coming home! it's (possibly, maybe, it really depends on how Argentina are feeling, I'll be honest guys, I'd love for us to win, but, like it's really, very, almost a 50/50 split on either of us winning, but it may be, depending on what happens, it might be) coming home! footbAAAAaalz coming home!

[tisiphonon]

surf rock is like if Evil Twink was a genre

[angelicdewdrop]

[opposumghost]

✂️ tangents

5 seconds · Clipped by Azalea Water · Original video "Testing Jon Batiste's Music Knowledge | Track Star*" by Track Star*

[opposumghost]

✂️ might be bs

5 seconds · Clipped by Azalea Water · Original video "Ross Noble - El Hablador" by shaWn Cross

[cursedwoman1859]

internet safety we were taught as kids: don't share ANY personal information with ANYONE EVER the british government: you don't want to give these random third parties your photo or driving licence showing your name, birthday, address and signature? are you perhaps a nonce?

[treecitysessions]

[toskarin]

I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

[toskarin]

Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer

[asimovsideburns]

oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache

[opposumghost]

i try to be a Good Musician and have informed takes on most of the stuff i hear, but every now and then a song just hits me so damn hard in the chest without justification that I have no choice but to accept it as a masterpiece. why do "wouldn't it be nice" and "birds of a feather" somehow work while being endlessly clichéd? God knows, but they're fucking incredible

[talonpaw]

black cat eating a whole rotisserie chicken while Mamma Mia by ABBA plays in the background

[opposumghost]

"Real lesbian porn is women just sitting around crying and eating humus." - Jessica Kirson, I'm The Man

[demilypyro]

Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

[demilypyro]

This post is not an invitation for you all to explain mormonism to me I am fine not knowing about this

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[niceinchnails]

Good or bad

[niceinchnails]

Posts worth 0 dollars

[opposumghost]

i want "teenage dream" by katy perry injected into my veins

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there