Hellooooooo :)

21, female, bisexual and proud. My anxiety is high and my expectations are low. This blog is filled with posts I find funny, interesting, cute, and the occasional sad posts. I love music, drag queens, semi terrible humor, reading, and trashy dating shows. Drop by and talk to me sometime😁

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[segamascott]

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[theblackcatsociety]

[nongunktional]

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[sammysodatimes]

[only-cat-memes]

[theinfiknight]

[dailywomen]

Ella Purnell as Lucy MacLean FALLOUT 1x08 — "The Beginning"

[ao3commentoftheday]

would you?

[sweet-dignity-pegususgirl]

[lylilorden]

[lokihiddleston]

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (2004)

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

[greelin]

my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

[pisshandkerchief]

just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

[crippled-peeper]

cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

[pikslasrce]

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

[fulcrumstardust]

[its-funnytwittertweets]