no she didn't

alexis|23|texas

[oprahkilledmydog]

who’s hot?

[oprahkilledmydog]

put me on the pale blogs

[oprahkilledmydog]

sometimes i lose sight of my accomplishments because I’m always seeking the next big thing but 13 year old me would be really proud of 23 year old me 💕

[oprahkilledmydog]

i really only come on here to post selfies i wouldn’t show my family lmfao

[como-chin-gas]

[oprahkilledmydog]

shoutout to my oily skin!

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i'm so high vibration right now

[oprahkilledmydog]

FAT ass mood

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Jolene... Jolene... JOLENE!!!!! why your breath... so... fucking... stink... i'm begging you please don't talk to meeeee

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[theweirdwideweb]

[strayhopes]

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

[oprahkilledmydog]

time for my monthly drunken revisit to tumblr! enjoy bitches

[spacewayicons]

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there’s nothing more straight white male than watching jackass

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[emmablowguns]

COCAINA. No. Flour. Someone just asked me why I hate the military

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