Arcane Wizard 🪄

[boof-chamber]

[whatcha-thinkin]

In your opinion, how should a wizard on a heist climb a wall?

spider climb spell

fly spell

conjure a ladder

summon a flying creature or device

shapeshift into a wall-climbing creature

stone shape a passage through the wall

charm a guard into opening the gate

teleport to the top

don't climb the wall, level the building

a wizard who doesn't [tag] is no wizard

Voting ended onSep 8, 2025

[the-wizard-daily]

Guys the orb isn't working? I tried to cast an airstrike on the news agent next door and it didn't work? Also I sent an OrbMail to Tiffany in Marketing and it just says 'NecroJim is too close. Orb access denied." What do I do???????

[optera-the-foolish]

I would phase-shift NecroJim to the astral plane for a minute so you could use the fancy orb. Problem is that time runs 4.32x10^5 times faster in the astral plane, so it's ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE you remember to bring him back. I forgot to do so for my boss on one occasion and HR did an investigation and I was fired. (The police got involved but there was never definitive proof).

He only experienced 3 years so idk why he was so upset

If you can't take the heat, don't fuck with the pryoflux

[optera-the-foolish]

(Boomhauer voice):

I tell you what man, dang 'ol pyromancers thinkin' they hot stuff till you hit 'em with that got-dang "FREEZEY PEENY" man, they ain't walkin' away from that one without limpin' for a few weeks, talkin' bout a petrified wood man.

[shebobonmydylan]

[optera-the-foolish]

Who up wigglin they wand

[wonder-waffle93]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

TODAYS WARMUP IS SPONSORED BY:

THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

[the-gelid-sorceror]

Using a minor teleport spell to put ~1000 termites in the walls of each of the houses of my local HoA board memebers thanks for the hookup @bugwizard4lyfe

[thekazooey]

saw a real ghost orb with my magic ball #myball

[optera-the-foolish]

Rode on my broom for 8 hours yesterday and now I have chafing between my ass cheeks

[optera-the-foolish]

Made my familiar some armor bc we're going into battle tomorrow

[optera-the-foolish]

Found a bunch of alchemical brass and imbued it with fire charms, only to immediately burn a hole in my new cloak

[optera-the-foolish]

Employment prospects from a telemancy agency

Something about using scrying orbs to make and sell treasure maps to adventures

I'll never understand their breed, but whatever floats their carpet.

[optera-the-foolish]

can i touch your wizard wand?

(@toilunderthemoon)

Only if you're gentle ❤️

[optera-the-foolish]

argonian girlfriend wont stop swimming in sewers

[optera-the-foolish]

Graduated from wizard university and no one's fucking hiring Arcana specialists.

[optera-the-foolish]

I'm drowning in these tomes rn