'Tis I, an optimist.

The name's Emmy. I can't say I give good advice, but I'm a good listener and I don't judge, so feel free to message me.

[optimistic-fangirl]

when your friend who's like super great and amazing and perfect has shit self esteem and you can't help them even though you want to more than anything in the world and you just want to cry

[4gifs]

[eternalpizzaparty]

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

[keithboykin]

Twitter reacts to the Michael Dunn sentence today. Dunn was sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole.

[kerbrobro]

I’m so used to seeing people NOT get brought to justice that my brain didn’t register this as a good thing for like 5 seconds.

[ackthrice]

Reblog if you'd publicly hang out with someone dressing in a manner different to that traditional for their assigned gender

I could do with a confidence boost as my aim by the end of the year is to be able to go out in public wearing skirts and stuff

[withthegreatestofsleaze]

Fuck gender roles

[iamthetwickster-deactivated2015]

i do

[lokishotpotato-deactivated20190]

Shit, I dress “like a boy” a lot. So fuck ya! Let’s mess with people!

[punklagertha-deactivated2015072]

i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”

[fatkimkardashian-deactivated201]

the only not all men i want to hear is not all men have penises

[fxcktornz]

[perfucktion]

God bless them.

[little-yogi]

His face and his smile make me want to cry happy tears.

[earthyt0nes-deactivated20251105]

Omg

[voldemo]

Why do American movies and tv shows have the freshmen really hot

Like

Have you ever actually seen a 14 year old boy

[memewhore]

[fluoxetinedaydreams-deactivated]

[housewifeswag]

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

[stay-grateful]

dying rn

[irlmagicalgirl]

Best part about SNK shipping is everyone putting all combinations of men together, and then pairing off the remaining women with each other, and everything is a big homo party…

But nobody dares touch Springles.

[uhmeliamay-deactivated20150305]

HOW DO PEOPLE SLEEP WITH SOCKS ON I DONT GET IT

[optimistic-fangirl]

WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU SLEEP WITHOUT SOCKS YOU FRICKIN BUTT LOVE MUFFIN

[baconnnnnnn]

[fairysharkmother]

Momma has seen so many asks about this, and it must end.

DO NOT BIND USING ACE BANDAGES. EVER.

There are tree things that Momma will be angry at you for- maldirected hate, willful ignorance, and BINDING WITH ACE BANDAGES.

What happens when you bind with ace bandages? If you wear them too long where you’re MEANT to, it will cause bruising and swelling like on the foot above.

If you are LUCKY, you will crack a rib or faint and stop binding improperly.

If you are UNLUCKY, you will have the long-term repercussions. These include, but are not limited to scoliosis (pictured above), muscle damage, bruising, rib warping, pain, and breathing issues.

This is because Ace Bandages are made to reduce swelling. When you breathe, your ribs expand to make room for the air. The Ace Bandages register this as swelling, so with every breath you take, they will bind and restrict tighter.

In a worst-case scenario, your bones will be deformed. You will never be able to bind ever again, even if you use proper methods. Your breathing will be severely impaired.

This is advice for anybody who is thinking about binding. Please, PLEASE, bind properly.

Momma loves you, and doesn’t want to see you get hurt.

[sleepyshiv]

Is it alright to bind with ace bandages for just a few hours? I was planning on doing it for a con, but I definitely don’t want this to happen.

[fairysharkmother]

[stillinmoratorium-deactivated20]

do you ever just want to send a random “God I fucking love you” text but can’t without things getting weird

[iraffiruse]

[escalaregalia]

[sammyfunkrulezz-blog]

That was the most amazing thing ever.

[lepetitprlnce]

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

[jussttom-blog]

[memoryfoam-underwear]

this is so important.

[handmedowncj]

Who is this person I want 10

[shayemac]

I think I just fell in love with him.

[sleigh-mama-sleigh]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE THIS VIDEO SERIOUSLY IDK WHY IT DOESNT HAVE MORE NOTES

[tennisandfitness]

Ok this is not what it looks like but please just watch it because it’s sooo good.

[jussttom-blog]

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