somewhere only we know

I'm Lorcan, the other half of the Scamander twins. I'm a seventh year and a Ravenclaw

Who would my muse rather kiss: Send two names

[felicityfawne]

“I can’t handle tears- wait are you laughing?”

[optimisticscamander]

“Yes, it’s just...Moooo! So funny!”

[topofthemorningfelicia-blog]

“Oh, these tubes in my nose? They’re just accessories of course. Why? What else would I have them for?”

[optimisticscamander]

“Maybe you’re a scuba diver.”

[redandgoldnoah-blog]

“So, what’s new? Tell me all the goss.”

[optimisticscamander]

“What’s goss mean?”

[grxcie-suttxn-blog]

[optimisticscamander]

I’m not sure how, but you’re welcome.

[optimisticscamander]

me me or me

[optimisticscamander]

lysander, theo, a dead body

Not gonna touch this one.

[optimisticscamander]

McNamara, Grace, and Wesson

None, they’re all fairly old.

[optimisticscamander]

emil and theo after theyve been molded together into some monster creation, a tree, and your mom

...This is so confusing, what the hell?

[optimisticscamander]

Calypso, Felicia, Rose

F: FeliciaM: RoseK: Calypso, But I don’t want to.

[optimisticscamander]

denmark, france, england

F: France

M: EnglandIsn’t Denmark part of France?

[optimisticscamander]

random civilian, theo, emil

Who’s random civilian? 

[optimisticscamander]

theo, emil, roxanne

Marry both Theo and Emil, and I guess Roxanne too.

[optimisticscamander]

bird tittys, anull klunch, monster cock

I don’t understand this?

[optimisticscamander]

Andromeda, Sophie, Mira

Um, 

F: Sophie?M: Andie because she’s good friends with Violet and I like Violet.K: I guess Mira, I’m sorry.

Send my muse 3 names and they’ll say who they’d fuck, marry, and kill

[emil-walks-blog]

Emil was quiet as he took it in. “I hope you’re not just making this up,” he said finally. “Are there humdingers around now?”

[optimisticscamander]

“I’m not entirely sure,” he paused, before mumbling quietly. “I think you might have a better sense of it, do you feel any differently than usual?”