Every single minute/I'll be your hero and win it

single Mexican/Native American gay man living in Florida. I love comic books, , bears & cubs, Transformers, Magic:The Gathering, and playing video games on my PS4 

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[regentcouture]

[tehjakers]

Omg I want all of these

[optimus--pride]

I’ll bet you $20 that Elton John has 10 pairs of each in his closet right now.

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[fromrushhourwithlove]

@optimus–pride

[optimus--pride]

These albums are a religious experience.

[optimus--pride]

Always reblog art of my waifu Hank, especially when it showcases his package. credit: Kasidej Artworks (http://galgard.tumblr.com/)

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Binge-watching isn’t your only option anymore!

[optimus--pride]

Nothing can ever purge the terribleness of Dexter season 8.

[whybecosplay]

Water bending cosplay

[connorcillium]

how did you know you were a top?

shortly after coming out there’s this thing called the deciding- the high elder gays and bi men assemble and a lock of your hair is thrown into a fire, if the fire turns green you’re a top, if it turns blue you’re a bottom and if it’s red you’re vers. It’s actually a really beautiful ceremony.

[optimus--pride]

It varies by region. Since I live in the southeast region, each year all gay men over the age of 18 are assembled and compete in a televised battle royale. The winner gets to decide who is top, bottom, or vers, and the losers have a crystal implanted in their palms that emits a colored light. Red means top, Blue means bottom, and Purple means vers. Hope that helps!

[the-lanai]

[bifurpawzsfw]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY

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Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies.

I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated comedies. 

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And they’re funny, well timed, perfectly delivered sex jokes

[optimus--pride]

If you don’t like Golden Girls, then we can’t be friends. It won’t happen.

[weavingshaw]

ppl on the internet when they see my face: wtf ur so beautiful!!! an ethereal being, date me pls!!!!

ppl irl:

[optimus--pride]

Story of my life. PMs I get when i’m on Facebook or Bear411: “IMG UR SO SEXY!” IRL: *crickets*

[optimus--pride]

This goes out to all the Basic Beckys that send me Follows to their blank Tumblr telling me to go to their Snapchat or Instagram.

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[hosey-deactivated20181224]

How gay sex works.

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[optimus--pride]

If you have a prism, then then you can make rainbokkakke.

[dahkon-deactivated20190620]

Turkey broccoli and cheese pie. First time making pastry in a while. #baking

[optimus--pride]

Great job. Making pie crusts is such a pain in the ass for me, so I just take the easy way out and buy the Pillsbury frozen pie crust.

[officialjiggly]

I will never get over this song and i will never forgive america for letting it flop

[tehjakers]

SAME.

[optimus--pride]

All you motherfuckers that slept on this album (myself included until last month) need to get your asses to Target and buy the Deluxe Version with 5 extra songs not included on the regular edition. While you’re at it, go buy the 8 song “Side B” EP as well. Every song on there is a hit single waiting to happen.

[jacksmannequin]

E•MO•TION + favourite lyrics

[optimus--pride]

Mine is in the header for my page :) Though “Buzzfeed buzzards and TMZ crows” in “LA Hallucinations” is a close second.

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Mike Ergas

[optimus--pride]

Well hello there...

[buffbear07]

Bara Tiddies primed and ready to boop. Come and get em. >:3 Gonna make em bigger and better this year.

[optimus--pride]

always reblog real life bara tiddies.

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[optimus--pride]

I know that feel, sis.