This post is (mostly) for all the knight blogs I just. Spam followed. I swear I'm real, I likely follow you on my primary blog (happy to share url in dm for verifying!) I'm just making a separate side blog to be the Rest of myself on away from my IRLs. And because I'm a bit insane, its a completely separate account from my main. More than a side blog, its a secondary blog.
[This blog is a work in progress, this post is serving as an intro post below the cut princessesmusings -> yapping-princess ]
About:
- alias: [name not found]. Your Highness, Your Grace, Princess, etc are acceptable addresses. If we chat enough you're welcome to give me a nickname :>
- 27 as of this edit/posting on May 10th 2026. Will I forget to update that? Probably. U can do math i believe in u ❤️
- She/her
- No minors allowed, no ageless blog nonsense either. This blog has everything i'm too shy to have irls see (mostly horny posts)... and to interact w any knights/jesters/fellow princesses/princes who welcome my flirtations and/or friendship (hiiiii..........). I block without remorse or mercy.
Tags - may be added to/edited/deleted based on usage:
- princess yaps = original posts
- yap with princess = All asks
- anon yaps = catch-all anon ask tag.
Other anons taken: 🌹
- for honour = Knight posts
- for duty = royal posts
- for glory = jester posts
- for victory = advisor posts................
- honk honk = nsfw/sexual/suggestive content.
- the goodest knight = posts directed toward or including a devoted knight who especially melts under praise.
- the knight who can = Aimed for a pun to match his name, tho I may have fallen short...
- boohoo wah wah = when I identify my words as self-pitying; whether its justified or not.
- tw drunk = Might be changed. Posts I made while drunk or abt excess drinking.
- tw emeto = vomiting [not as kink]. Uncertain it'll even come up but just in case.
people always talk about someone getting fucked stupid but what about a top going stupid while fucking someone? their brain shuts off and they just become a horny mutt with the only goal of getting off as hard as they can, breeding their sub. incoherent whimpers and moans of pure lust and desire. just a thought
I personally think you should talk about the euphemisms for intimacy and sex. One of my favorite topics. If you wanted to, of course
Welllllllllllll since you said it so kindly... though I more meant a rant in general regarding sex as intimacy.
I just think it gets forgotten sometimes. Its intimacy. It's making love. Even in like... a literary aspect with descriptions or avoiding SAYING having sex. Rocking into one another. Seeing stars. Tangled in one another. Sinking into bliss. Losing ourselves in one another.
I know sex can be just an activity that is fun for people. That for some, it isn't an overly emotional thing... but I find sex terribly romantic because to me it is deeply intimate.
Even awkward, goofy, embarrassing sex. Sex where you say the wrong thing, or something feels a little weird, or even getting nervous. There's a kind of... lighthearted romance in those moments. Like... it's almost more romantic because of the vulnerability to me, maybe. Trying something new, or saying something to see if it flusters your partner... teasing each other. And thats aside from the actual PHYSICAL aspect. Touching, cradling, caressing, holding, kissing, lovingly, nuzzling...
And I think kink adds another layer to that romantic/intimate aspect. Engaging in kink requires a deep level of trust. Even the talk beforehand does, on either side! My partner trusts me enough to tell me what they want, even if its something I may not want or find uncomfortable. And vice versa!! I trust you enough to share what I want/do not want -- and to trust that you will not reject me for sharing this even if you reject the proposed activity/scene.
I don't know... I just find it so... so terribly romantic. It's soft and tender to me. Maybe because beyond the aspect of vulnerability as intimacy, its also just like... lets make each other feel good. I know humans are animals but we are more than mere animals. I want my partner to feel good and I assume they, in turn, want me to feel good. I wouldn't have sex or do a scene with someone who didn't have that intention (or at least have it in mind) to be honest.
Anyway uh thats all super lame and sappy of me. I don't know if I'll always feel that way, but it is how I regard it now.
GUYS GUYS i ahve a GENIUS and NEW never before seen NICHE idea. like imagine this::
A very cool and strong and ccapable character is forced to be vulnerable due to injury/sickness/likewise harm. Like, they are unwell so much that they can not do the things they normally can and it really fucks them up mentally. wouldn't that be cool to watch/read?? i think it is a cool idea.
One of my favorite moments in my favorite historical fiction series is where a young squire jumps into a skirmish to save some knights who end up in actual danger after just going out to impress the ladies watching from the castle walls, because they expect an easy victory. He gets wounded, and is tended in the immediate aftermath by the lady of one of the knights he saved. She gets his blood all over her gown and then wears it like that to the feast that night.
#all that to not drop the source !?!???? prev pls !!!!!
The series is Chivalry, by Christian Cameron. The first volume is THE ILL-MADE KNIGHT. It's about William Gold, a lad who goes off to war against France as a cook's boy in 1356 and ends up a famous knight serving in Italy and the Adriatic over the next 25 years. Each volume is a new "how he got there" relayed to messrs Froissart and Chaucer while they're stranded at an inn together in Calais. Heavy on historical bits (which for a living history person like me are wonderful, as well as excellent adventure and romance, along the way. I'm currently reading the latest one, CAPTAIN OF VENICE.
My liege, brigands have stormed the holdfast and made away with our larder and the stores of winged elixir (the shop techs took the office snacks and there’s no more Red Bull).
I was sitting in a chair reading late last night, and a knight kept bringing me blankets because I “looked cold”. It was very sweet at first but I’m now four blankets in and now concerned for if it’s going to stop…
GUYS GUYS i ahve a GENIUS and NEW never before seen NICHE idea. like imagine this::
A very cool and strong and ccapable character is forced to be vulnerable due to injury/sickness/likewise harm. Like, they are unwell so much that they can not do the things they normally can and it really fucks them up mentally. wouldn't that be cool to watch/read?? i think it is a cool idea.
One of my favorite moments in my favorite historical fiction series is where a young squire jumps into a skirmish to save some knights who end up in actual danger after just going out to impress the ladies watching from the castle walls, because they expect an easy victory. He gets wounded, and is tended in the immediate aftermath by the lady of one of the knights he saved. She gets his blood all over her gown and then wears it like that to the feast that night.
GUYS GUYS i ahve a GENIUS and NEW never before seen NICHE idea. like imagine this::
A very cool and strong and ccapable character is forced to be vulnerable due to injury/sickness/likewise harm. Like, they are unwell so much that they can not do the things they normally can and it really fucks them up mentally. wouldn't that be cool to watch/read?? i think it is a cool idea.
