The Cult Of The Candy Corn

Art, memes, Turtles, and other such happenings.

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“Just take your iodine tablets, sit down in a nice mercury bath, get those leaches in your nose, support your local blood letting clinic, and don’t forget to take your tapeworm pill!”

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Searching for sister

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Lord forgive me for I have sinned

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The inescapable autistic urge to narrate everything I do

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While everyone else is going insane…

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Dang, we really getting A LOT of doomed Yaoi this month aren’t we chat.

Like, if I had a dollar for every time I got a sad doomed yaoi couple in the month of September, 2025, I would have two dollars, witch isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

I just finished the green prince story and I’m even sadder than before, but also AWESOME story for this guy, for BOTH couples. Love it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go cry in my room for the rest of the year.

Edit; I started playing Silksong to recover from CRK, and instead of a badass warrior princess fighting a god to save a kingdom, I get MORE doomed yaoi. I CANT ESCAPE IT.

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My 100% actual genuine reaction to the latest CRK update.

Like holy shit that was INSANE!!!!!!

Silent salt x Elder faerie my beloved. It’s literally them

My Shayla!!! ;~;

My Shayla

Also if you’ve made it this far please check out my fic! I’ll prob update it some time next week, so take a look!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Chromedome!

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The gods partying in Olympus, playing truth or dare.

Hera: Zeus, truth or dare.

Zeus: (not wanting to be forced into doing something stupid.) Truth.

Hera: how many kids do you have?

Zeus: Pass.

Apollo: *sipping wine* well that’s a first.

Hermes: *spits out drink* *manic laughter*

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There’s 46 now

And she’s not even hiding it anymore

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I finally got a mini verse coffee maker,

I cal this one “the over ambitious drinker”

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“It’s not that bad” she says

“There’s only 29” she says

[ask-hothead-the-mare-deactivate]

[trapny]

“sonic the hedgehog” with your eyes closed

[agentwaffle]

Sonic gnf hrfgenkc

[i-fucked-your---mom]

sonud hre uefkrhih

[feral-goblin-kid]

Sonic thebh4ety8y

Okay, I got the first part but hedgehog really messed me up

[i-love-your-father]

O if the bedgehog

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

sonic the herg job

[i-love-your-father]

She herg on my job til I sonic

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

i tried my best

[i-love-your-father]

That’s all that matters. *pat pat*

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

that’s it? that’s all? what about the beauty and joys of life? don’t those matter?

[i-love-your-father]

No.

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Sonic the herg job

[dandelions-arent-weeds]

sonic the hedgehog

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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…

This is the equivalent of Odysseus shooting an arrow through 12 axes. I am madly in love.

[lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster]

Shvgc rbe vesvrvkc

ACK

[thiings-with-wings]

Si he ths hexcsgjx

[its-arson-time]

sonic the hedgehog

[godofautism-deactivated20250725]

Sonic the hedgehog

To be fair, I do have the ability to remember where specific keys are on my tablet and stuff

[papyru-reblogs]

Sonic the hedgehof

WHAT!? ONLY ONE LETTER OFF!? BROOOOOOOOOOO!!!

@sagehyperfixates @vaporeon2010317 @cryptidwithaninternetconnection

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Sonic the hedgehog

yOOOO-

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Sonic the Hefghob

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Happy birthday to me!

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

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I gotta see what all the hypes about

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Finished watching Hazbin Hotel a week ago and couldn’t stop thinking about how these two would be so chaotic if they met, soooo…

Behold my bi weekly contribution to the internet.

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

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Found it on Pinterest, I don’t think that counts though, just in case.