Hello, I Am Orange Juice

The curse of notes on your 🍊posts be upon you

[rickybabyboy]

Ricky how did you get your face so round and baby I would like the routine

its because i was born from an orange...

[nae-nae-supreme]

fact check:

yes

no

Ricky.

Voting ended onMar 24

[catcrumb]

[envexe]

do YOU shower orange?🍊

yea!

nope!

what

Voting ended onMar 24

[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[natequarter]

[ID: three shades of yellow and orange, followed by the same colours in a gradient. /end ID]

[taylornprice]

Oranges Original Drawing

[boldlyawkward]

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

[potato]

i luv u too

[potato]

wait what was in the stew

[sandmandaddy69]

[ratica]

hmmm

ORONGE

[bluejello]

MOOBARU

[victusinveritas]

[consistantly-changing]

The recipe:

PUMPKIN PUDDING PIE w/ ORANGE ZEST & CARDAMOM WHIPPED CREAM

(makes ~3 pies)

2½ cups sugar

15oz can pumpkin puree

2 eggs

½ tsp baking soda

2 cups flour

2 tsp baking powder

½ tsp ground cinnamon

¼ tsp vanilla

pinch of salt

2½ cups milk

4 TBSP butter (melted)

1 orange

1 tsp powdered sugar

1 cup heavy cream

2 TBSP powdered sugar

1 tsp cardamom

pinch nutmeg

pumpkin pudding pie w/ orange zest

preheat the oven to 325°F

prepare the pie crust (that's another recipe's job—either find a scratch recipe or buy a pre-made dough or graham cracker crust)

blend 2 ½ cups sugar, pumpkin puree, eggs, and baking soda in a large mixing bowl (if using a mixer, blend with a paddle attachment)

add the flour, baking powder, cinnamon, vanilla, and salt; blend until well mixed

add the milk and melted butter, whisk until well mixed (if using a mixer, blend with the whisk attachment)

pour your batter into the crust, filling right up to the edge (the mix will be more liquid than solid, but it will rise/solidify in the oven)

bake at 325°F for 55 minutes

remove from the oven and let it cool

top with sifted powdered sugar

zest an orange over the top of the pie (microplane if possible but regular zester is fine; have found that the most aesthetically pleasing version is to peel the orange and then finely dice the peel but that's a hassle!)

whipped cream

put your metal mixing bowl and whisk in the freezer for at least 15 minutes

whisk powdered sugar, cardamom, and nutmeg together in bowl

add heavy cream; whisk until stiff peaks start forming

serve on a cooled pie :)

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

big fan of the word tangentially

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

[dtaphanel]

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[i-am-a-fish]

i found this orange it looks like a pumpkin i think you might think its cool idk

I won't lie this is pretty badass thank you for showing me

[mrsterlingeverything]

I work in a factory where they make oranges, i put the peels on. Everything youve ever been told is a lie. Heres a picture as proof..

[baseballcardvandals]

Peel and eat me.

Own this BCV original.

[orangejuiceblogging]

i have no memory of following you and now im afraid that in my testosterone-fueled cravings for the delicious vitamins in orange juice, a substance i hated prior to starting T, has caused me to black out and follow you

🫡 it’s your duty to drink me it’s required

[grasswyrm]

Been getting really into orange juice lately

[grasswyrm]

#myjuice

[veeranger]

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

[kuipernebula]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[supergameboytwo]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[zonesoftime]

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

[veeranger]

[tabloidsores]

someone needs to stop this blue guy

[veeranger]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a cg a ac t ga at’ ac at’ ac t a cg t t t g

Closest match: Citrus sinensis genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: Sweet Orange

(image source)

[icarus-suraki]

[callmebyyourelame]

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.